User talk:Godfearingconservative

Does your name mean you're afraid of God, or God's afraid of you? I never could keep that straight. --Kels 10:48, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Witch, you dare mock HIM? Allahfearingmullah

God or Godefearingconservative?

Both, maybe. I'm not really sure any more. --Kels 10:52, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

I agree, the whole thing is confusing...anyway, welcome GFC! Etaroced 10:53, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Welcome to Rationalwiki oh confusingly named one! Trashbat 10:56, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

God fears conservatives. They make His backhair stand up and give Him chills. That is why He is warming up His pitching arm, getting ready to sent a Texas sized, species killing fastball towards the next Republican Convention. He will show us His smiting love.Prof0705 10:59, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

The more the merrier I suppose. Welcome fearing one.--Bob_M (talk) 11:25, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

I couldn't blame God for being afraid of Conservatives, seeing how they've been holding Jesus hostage for the 25 years or so. --Gulik 12:42, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Right, we've got your stance on the fear, now let's hear your answer on this: Do you 'love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength'? Deuteronomy 6:4-5, by the way. That's what God tells us to do; to love, not to fear. --ύικι ντερπρετηρ ^woo!

Clarification

"...taste of your own medicine." You're going to start a wiki that refutes and lampoons our points? --Kels 10:55, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Why does this medicine smell like pee?Prof0705 11:38, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Shut up and drink! --Kels 11:43, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Wow, usually I have to pay the girls to tell me that.Prof0705 11:45, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Your bill is in the mail. --Kels 11:48, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Do we get to try this medicine soon? I love me some tasty medicine. Flippin^;-) 12:28, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Try goat.DocSock 13:58, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

Welcome Wagon

Forgive those trolls above, they know not what they say. Welcome to the Dollhouse! I hope your time spent here is "productive", but more importantly, fun. Wandalize some user pages, get a few one minute blocks under your belt to develop some cred, wandalize some articles, create a few offensive UXBs, but above all, have fun! human^{be in} 19:56, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

I know exactly what I say....what'd I say? --Kels 20:26, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

Welcome GFC, are you actually CP's famous sysop: Conservative?--Mad Min 08:58, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

I am not a troll!! Troll is so politically uncorrect. We prefer to be called "unconstructive contributing editors" or fucktards for short.Prof0705 09:08, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

You academics and your accurate terminology. --Kels 09:20, 27 May 2007 (CDT)

Um... hi. Həlios^{-speak to me!} 13:53, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

The evolution pages are still standing, so he can't POSSIBLY be cp:User Conservative. (So, where's our medicine?) --Gulik 12:57, 11 July 2007 (CDT)

I'm waiting for some good medicine. I LOVE being mocked, so please...give us a taste!DocSock 13:59, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

I, too, have begun to jones. I don't think the stuff up there in the attic counts as "trolling." More like brotherly hazing. But to GFC, welcome aboard! Flippin^;-)

Wow

I apologize for my comrades, and for the company I keep. I hope you haven't been discouraged from contributing :-). If you are a bona-fide conservative, I look forward to your perspective & input on any of the issues on the site. If not then, sure, errr... pull up a goat (?).-AmesG 22:33, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

I second this. Some liberals seem to think that we should not be cruel against a person's religion, lifestyle, and whatnot, but they have no problems mocking a person who proclaims a healthy fear of God. Stick around, they will be mostly nice to you. Heart♥Gold ^tx 22:38, 29 May 2007 (CDT)

I'm just following one of the dictates of my religion: "Fuck 'em If They Can't Take A Joke." )So, did we scare this guy off, or what?) --Gulik 12:40, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

Don't worry too much about it Gold, one day Allah (the great, the merciful, praised be his name) will cast those blasphemers into hell! Allahfearingmullah

All of us are open to be mocked, hopefully in ways that are not too offensive. Fight it with information...counter speech with speech.--PalMD^{-yada yada} 12:34, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

Or with razor blades buried in apples!Prof0705 12:59, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

For a user who never made a contribution Godfearingconservative has an incredibly active talk page. I may go against my principles and nominate him for sysop. I certainly can't complain about any of his edits.--Bob_M (talk) 13:03, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

Well, he(?) did leave a nice, cordial message on my talk page. So at least we know he(?)'s polite. --Kels 13:07, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

Hey, you're right, he did Kels. What can we read into his punctuation? The time he used a capital letter was to write "God".--Bob_M (talk) 13:13, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

Hell no I don't want him as a sysop. He made a promise and didn't carry it through. I'm still waiting for my medicine.Prof0705 13:08, 30 May 2007 (CDT)

Welcome Back

Jump back in!--PalMD^-Goatspeed! 13:09, 11 July 2007 (CDT)

You're welcome :). --Linus^{(plot evil tech)} 20:09, 11 July 2007 (CDT)

Users of RationalWiki's past

How about this guy? He never talked on his own talk page. --Edgerunner⁷⁶_{Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?} 18:03, 29 September 2009 (UTC)