User:Helios

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This site fails to entertain me


 As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Helios, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORATIE", er, there is nothing I can or will do.
Userboxed!
This user @$%&ing hates 'Lulcatz'.
... This user already has too many userboxes, but added another one anyway.
This user lives in Alaska.
This user thinks RationalWiki needs more sun gods.
This user can spell right, btu nt muhc els.

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user This user is a user.
This user believes the Pledge of Alliegance jeopardizes liberty and justice for all.
This user is a cabal member.
Surprise, surprise.
This user thinks Andy should come out of the closet already!!
This user is a member of the pernicious liberal swarm.
This user supports the Cabal — because I can't refuse.
This user was banned from Conservapedia 3 times before giving up
This user believes in equal rights for gay people
This user is watching you... always watching you.
This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.
This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the universe.
This user does not believe so called "faith" can contend with modern science.
Warning This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us.
This user maintains well disguised socks on Conservapedia.
This user lives in the northern part of the Western Hemisphere.
This user is a Ninja.
All your base are belong to this user.
This user believes in an old Earth — a 4.5 billion year old Earth.
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This user is a dual citizen of Canada and the United States.
This user thinks President George W. Bush is not very good.
This user thinks that all pastry evolved from a common ancestor.
This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled.
Freedom of speech can be dangerous, but must be upheld by every one of us.
This user believes the Bible is just another book
This user is trusworthy. Trus me.
This user was purged in the
Night of the Blunt Knives.

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R O F L M F A O

Conservapedia makes me laugh.

ɧєɭıסş-get sunburn! is here, complete with spoof main page! A.K.A. Cerelite, Sanity.

This is what I do.


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Grab a template! Make yourself at home!


Browse my subpages!
In progress

  1. Sub-Page Index
  2. Poetry Archive
  3. Off site accounts
  4. Idiot of the Month awards


How about some links?

And a few of my own...


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Welcome to Conservapedia

A retarded encyclopedia you can hate.

Conservapedia has 0 educational entries, excluding more than 9000 retarded ones. This site is stupid.

HAPPY VANDALIZING!

Yesterday was when it all began: Aschlafly was born Yesterday. That was May 12, 2007.


Daily Bible verse: And they said unto the lord: "How the hell did you do that?" -Rowan Atkinson


Daily Historical Quote: "The frog is a corporeal form of Jesus" Icewedge, one of the first vandalizations

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Breaking News

It's not on Wikipedia that editors are posting bias: [1]

Rednecks in Texas will act today as to whether or not indivduals editing this website qualify as human

Liberal conspiracy of the day: UFOs do not exist after all. After liberals tricked us into believing the work in the mines had been in service of little green men, a miner discovered that "What the Hell? These guys are inflatable!"

Up to a million bastards/bitches protest in Rome today against a proposal to recognize gay couples, according to the Italian report here.

Oklahoma Supreme Court dismissed a lawsuit seeking to force taxpayers to educate children. Another conservative victory! [2]

On Friday, the Bush Administration didn't do anything, they were to busy shooting old men in the face like Dick Cheney did a while back:

"It was fun the first time and we've just kinda kept doing it ever since." said Cheney of his habits, which have been criticized by people who like old men a little too much.

"Men obviously watch old men getting shot on television, and women not to the same degree," commission vice chairman Abigail Thernstrom said.

Bias in Conservapedia describes how Conservapedia now censors the fact that Christians have persecuted other religious groups.

A while ago in history

  • May 13
    • 2007 - This page was created.
  • May 12
    • 2007 - Andrew Schlafly born.
  • May 11
    • 1502 - Christopher Columbus leaves on his final voyage to the West Indies. Europe rejoices in his absence.
  • May 9
    • 1872 - At the suggestion of Julia Ward Howe, the first Your Mother's day was held in a harem.
  • May 8
    • 1884 - Harry S Truman was born. He had an awesome middle name, and dropped a big bomb. Boom. Boom!
    • 1984 - The Communist Soviet Union falls apart on account of being comprised of godless communists
    • 1945 - V-E Day. A major blow to Conservatism.

Post messages for me here or on my talk page.


ok I mention your republican jesus on my page, specifically asking Who would Jesus assassinate ? - Jane_ikari

Huh? ɧєɭıסş-get sunburn! 04:43, 16 July 2007 (CDT)

You're frickin' famous, 12/22, you came back from the dead!!!!1!!!11oneone !!! e3lventy!! humanUser talk:Human 01:00, 22 December 2007 (EST)

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