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These are some movies I have seen. I have summarized them so you can enjoy them again, or for the first time if you have not seen them before now. All very accurate and good.
THE DARK KNIGHT
- JOKER - I represent the petty hatred and inhumanity of our society. There is genuinely nothing you can do to stop me.
- BATMAN - You forgot one thing, Joker.
- JOKER - Oh yeah?
- BATMAN - I'm writing this movie.
- JOKER - Well fuck.
BATMAN BEGINS
- RA'S AL GHUL - Batman! To be truly righteous you must kill the evildoers!
- BATMAN - Never! For this you must die!
- RA'S AL GHUL - Wait hold on a second.
BATMAN & ROBIN
- MR FREEZE - It'll be a cold day in hail before you defeat me, Batman. It's a shame we can't just grit along - I'm an ice guy really. You just have to get to snow me... the truth really freeze your mind. Alas, I suppose I have to chill you. This morning I hope you remembered to frost your teeth, because you're about to kiss your toy b-icicle goodbye. Isn't it about time you cold for help?
- BATMAN - I'm going to do violence to you now.
BATMAN FOREVER
- ROBIN - Batman! To be truly righteous you must kill the evildoers!
- BATMAN - Wrong! I don't kill anyone ever. And what did I tell you about talking?
- ROBIN - You said "no talking, ever".
- BATMAN - That's fucking right. Now go start my car.
- TWO-FACE - Hey guys.
- BATMAN - Say your prayers, geek.
- TWO-FACE - Jesus fucking piss Christ you fucking killed me you asshole. What the fuck, man?
BATMAN RETURNS
- PENGUIN - Hey I've just noticed this movie doesn't have a main villain. That must be why I'm never fighting anyone. Well hey, a guy could get used to this.
- BATMAN - Eat lead.
- PENGUIN - Oh fucking hell.
BATMAN
- JOKER - Nothing doing. I didn't sign up for this. I'm going to sit here and be a law-abiding citizen, and you don't get to kill me.
- BATMAN - I get a tank in this movie.
- JOKER - I've seen this movie and you do not get a tank. Where the hell did the director go?
- BATMAN - I killed him for his insolence. He draws bats in a way I do not condone. I am the death of all goths.
- JOKER - Mr Burton? Helloooo? I want to taaaaalk to you...
- BATMAN - Computer, prepare the BatTank. Extra missiles today.
Wow, Batman is a jerk.
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The Begins one made me laugh so hard, Mei. You truly are useful! --ԿՕՏՏՃՐԼՃՈStrong Opinions 01:09, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
- Hooray, Yossarian! Yeah that was a pretty confused movie. In that movie, a secret group of remote ninjas decided to destroy an entire American city, and still managed to seem less implausible than the guy dressed as a bat. I think I like Batman Returns the most. Mei (talk) 18:42, 30 April 2010 (UTC)