For a retired page, this is pretty active

In middle school, I was a library aide. Given that this was the early 2000s, a significant part of the time was spent manually running the virus scanner on each of the 20+ PCs every day.

(That time was... weird for me. My gullibility resulted in me reading 500 page books on why extraterrestrials, the Loch Ness monster, and bigfoot, were totally real, man, and believing them. Suffice to say, if you had any questions about the vast government conspiracy to cover up UFOs, I was your man.)

GOOD TO KNOW. i shall run to you for my revivew of "bigfoot hunters" which supposedly ends this week. oohhhhhh they have heard a real live "squatch" call. or something. you know.

Hey, that was back in 2003. I'm way out of date on my Bigfootology now. I probably couldn't even tell you the difference between the Eastern and Western subspecies anymore :-)