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You can check out, but you can never leave.

Which is pretty unfortunate, since all we do is quote shitty songs.

Well, to be fair, Hotel California isn't that bad, but is it as good as... THE CANADIAN ANTHEM?!?

Apparently not, unless you think Hotel California scores above a 95/100.

Where does he get around to NZ's anthem? I know it sucks - I just want to know how much...

Unfortunately, he never finished. He only got as far as Luxembourg. I'm disappointed, too—I wanted to see what he thought of the US anthem :-(

(Part two of the review, if you're interested.)

He would have gotten to us in researching part 4, and then thrown in the towel straight away. Sorry :(

Wow. Is it that bad?

Probably not - I (and many others) think it's bad, but I don't have a lot of context viz other ones. But all the ones I know are better than it.

You forgot the titular Star Treck allusion.