Pooooooooorrrrk!

The irony is that I'm Jewish, and have never had ham or bacon. But I'll be damned if it isn't catchy.

I thought you were atheist . . . ?

I am, but I'm still culturally Jewish. Also, it's my parents' house, so I abide by the rules of kashrut (at least the parts they feel like following).

There's an entire club for that.

Yah. I told my philosophy teacher I was an atheist (after he heard I was Jewish), and he nodded and said, "There's a lot of others like that in Corvallis." (Corvallis is the next town over where all the Jews live.) :D

You don't know what you're missing on the pork/ham/bacon front. Also (presumably) shellfish. I recommend trying it, even if you have to do it away from home & keep it secret from the folks.

And the header made me believe something along the lines of pork dumplings. Those are yummy... And yes. It is rather catchy!