Left Wing Bastards
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Left wing bastards are a breed of people that arose in the nineteenth century, and had their greatest influence in the first half of the twentieth century.. Their lineage can be traced back to the Robin Hood myth, if not further. The mantra of the classic LWB is "F**k you Jack, I'm giving your stuff to someone else and taking 20% for the effort".
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[edit] Class Members
[edit] Biblical characters
- Jesus Christ, who recommended that people give up their property to the poor, and turn the other cheek when smitten.
[edit] National Leaders
- Vladmir Lenin
- Josef Stalin
- Mao Zedong
- Fidel Castro
- Jacques Chirac (Won't enter an illegal war with the U.S., will you?!)
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt (dragged the USA through a horrible depression, and into World War Two. Instituted hated socialist policies.)
- All Scandinavian Leaders
[edit] Various monarchs
- George III of England/Britain/UK. For taxing free British subjects in Vespucciland.
[edit] "D-list" entertainers
- Jon Daily
- Stephen Colbert
- Al Franken
- George Clooney
- Michael Moore
[edit] Novelists and other scribblers
- Karl Marx
- Charles Dickens
- Upton Sinclair
- Sinclair Lewis
- D. H. Lawrence
[edit] Modern 'magnates' & press barons
- George Soros
[edit] Trashionalwikians (sic)
- (Please only self-add)
- Human
- Nobody important
- Boring person
- Her Sociality
[edit] Mixed Breeds
There are also people of a apparent dual nature who display complex behaviour, sometimes displaying all the attribute of an LWB but having property-respecting facets. It might be thought that this is intended to create a good public image and thereby deflect criticism thus increasing politically correct respect, but this is obviously not true. Is it... ?
- Bill Gates
- Publishers of various communist papers such as the New York Times and The Nation.
