John Major

From RationalWiki

John Major was a recent British Conservative Prime Minister, chiefly remembered for speaking like Marvin the Martian and committing adultery with fellow MP Edwina Curry.

[edit] Quotes

"Amongst our achievements is industrial peace through achieving a labour-market surplus"

"I am afraid I am going to have to vaporise your planet. It is blocking my view of Venus"

S T U B (The Pet Goat ate it)