Insect
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- Not to be confused with incest.
Insects are scary smallish critters, with six legs, three body sections, exoskeletons, and sometimes wings.
They are easy to kill with DDT, or if you can't get that, Chlordane, and if you can't get that, you can irritate them with Diazinon.
Insects are likely to be on the earth when man has become extinct.
The study of insects is called entomology (not to be confused with etymology).
| “ | A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. | ” |
| —Samuel Johnson | ||
| “ | God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why. | ” |
| —Ogden Nash "The Fly" | ||
[edit] Don't kill bugs
Everybody hates bugs. But why kill them? Just 'cause you hate something is no reason to kill it. You hoser. Take off, eh?
[edit] In popular culture
- A specific sub-genre of horror films involves giant versions of familiar insects usually created by some random "radiation". For more information on this subject see the 1950s film "Them".
- Russian composer Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov wrote a musical piece called Flight of the Bumblebee
- SHODAN calls people insects :nods:
- Gregor Samsa was transformed into a "vermin", usually identified in translation as an insect, in Franz Kafka's novella Metamorphosis.
- In the film version of Naked Lunch, our protagonists go through a period of addiction to bug powder... "It's a Kafka high - it makes you feel like a bug". The film also features an oversized talking insect.
- Steely Dan made an album called "Katy Did"
- An American pop band called themselves The Crickets; in response a British pop band called themselves The
Silver BeetlesBeatles. - In France, when one has the blues, one has the caffards.
- The first words spoken by The Incredible Hulk were "get out of my way, insect!"
- "Those crazy insects make me want to dance" - Oingo Boingo
- Bats aren't bugs!!!

