George Carlin

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You will be missed.

May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008^[1]

Shit! Piss! Fuck! Cunt! Cocksucker! Motherfucker! Tits!^[2]

RAT SHIT, BAT SHIT, DIRTY OLD TWAT, SIXTY-NINE ASSHOLES TIED IN A KNOT. HOORAY. LIZARD SHIT. FUCK!

George "FUCK" Carlin was the FUCK world's greatest comedian FUCK'.^[3] He was one of FUCK one of the greatest champions of anti-censorship and free FUCK speech. He is possibly best FUCK known for his most famous work, a dissertation FUCK on the highlights and flaws of FUCK an aristocratic society, entitled "Shit! Piss! Fuck! Cunt! Cocksucker! Motherfucker! Tits!". He was also Glick FUCK in Dogma^[4]. He was well FUCK known to be pessimistic awake, hateful angry, and profane FUCK!. He also was a master of FUCK words, and loved to take apart the FUCK idiocy that is the FUCK human language. He wrote several FUCK books, and FUCK recieved numerous awards. Extremely FUCK critical of religion, he was known for his long rants FUCK about how religion has pretty much fucked us over. He died some time, and a little bit of light went out of the world. But the great thing about it was, he left us hours and hours of video.^[5]

[edit] Reference

1. ↑ CNN's George Carlin obituary[1].
2. ↑ Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say On TV (script)
3. ↑ Although I know some Pythons who would disagree
4. ↑ FUCKIN awesome movie
5. ↑ What, you expect I'm gonna put some on here? Look it up yourself you lazy little shit.