Fun:Spilling his seed
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- A date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters
- Bashing the Bishop
- Beating your meat
- Buffing the banana
- Burping the worm
- Choking the chicken.
- Evicting the sea monkeys
- Fapping
- Flogging the Savior
- Having a tug of war with Cyclops
- Having a jodrell.
- Impeaching Bush
- Jerking the gherkin
- Joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division
- Manual override
- Milking the goat
- Milking the monkey
- One-hand driving
- Petting the one-eyed wonder weasel
- Playing pocket pool
- Polishing your bokken
- Polishing your rocket
- Pounding the flounder
- Pulling your pud
- Roughing up the suspect
- Rubbing one out
- Shaking hands with Mr Happy
- Shaking hands with the unemployed
- Spanking the monkey
- Taking Herman to the circus
- Taking matters into your own hands
- Tenderizing the Tube Steak
- Wanking
- Waxing the carrot
- Whacking off
- Whacking the haddock
