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Freedom Not Real and Shockofgod[edit]
New studies show that about 2 out of every 100 people who are Conservapedians will be Andrew Schlafly. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful God-King Andrew "Assfly" Schlafly in such a way that their right hemisphere of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's body to change so that it closely resembles the thought processes of Trent<option> <option weight=10>Jimbo Wales. This process is very strange, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Gaysdidit!!! Agree with me or else... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.