Deepak Chopra
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Deepak Chopra, popularly referred to as "Sixpack Chopra", is a writer of New Age/self help spiritual books of woo, that basically say things like "Look around you at the beauty of the Earth....Wooooo!", and "Look into the beauty of yourself....Wooooo!". Chopra sells something called ayurvedic medicine, which is apparently traditional Indian medicine filtered through the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and mixed with bad physics in order to treat dangerously low levels of money in Chopra's wallet.
Almost anything can be cured if you rub enough woo on it, especially if you likes you some quantum gobbledygook. If woo alone won't do the trick, it means you've forgotten to put on the Yanni CD.
Chopra was also one of Michael Jackson's sketchy friends.

