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"Anonymous User" (inappropriate name), you didn't admit that some languages are superior to others, and you still won't admit it. I looked at many of your edits before reverting them and you deny that genocide, which is the mass killing by government of a particularly ethnic group, arose only after the development of the evolutionary theory of survival of the fittest, so clearly you're here to do harm to family values. Open your mind and admit that going to church reduces autism. You can whine all you want, but if you're not open-minded about prayer in the classroom, then it's futile to expect you to be open-minded about these other issues. And your "" of Jesus riding a dinosaur is silly. --aschlafly 07:59, 2 May 2024 (UTC) Explanation The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure). Talk page lacking that Schlafly je ne sais quoi? Try the SQG template!