Fun:Ken Quote Generator

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Gentlemen! I will bake your precious mitten, enabling me to destroy Richard Dawkins on the internet. You should all be proving over Operation blender, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G. Gentlemen, behold! I can tell you that your opinions are entirely disturbing. In regards to the matter of peanut butter and foolishness, you gloss over that this is merely a fraction of what I believe operations flying fortresses and grassroots will produce. In fact, by the time you've finished reading this, it is likely the Mainstream Media will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :) Rest assured, Operation Turkey Baster is gathering steam!!! I might have been talking with a prominent blogger who assures me it's likely that something big or small may or may not be happening in the near or distant future or past! Sincerely, Conservative Documentation Usage Is your talk page lacking Ken's idiotic blathering? Try the {{Kenquote}} template! How to use the template: If you'd like Ken to address a particular gentlemen: {{kenquote|gent=user's name}}. To change what the fuck Ken is talking about, and what he's connecting it to: {{kenquote|subject1=whatever|subject2=something}}. To input your own name for his idiotic operation: {{kenquote|operation=operation name}}. To turn off the kenpics: {{kenquote|kenpics=}} (i.e., with no value after the = sign). To indent the message: {{kenquote|dent=:}}, or however many colons you need to indent it by. You can use these options in any combination. Otherwise, {{kenquote}} blathers on however he chooses. See also Fun:Schlafly Quote Generator Fun:Karajou Quote Generator Template:Assquote Template:Kenpics Template:Swabquote Template:Cpquote