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"Anonymous User" (obviously your parents were atheists to give you such a pagan name so you're probably obese), your basic point seems to be this: it's all subjective. I looked at your contributions and you frequently spell "Hell" with a lower case "h", so it's painfully obvious that you're another liberal enemy of conservative principles. Furthermore, you are in denial that chivalry reduces skateboarding. Nobody seriously doubts that the BBC is liberal and clueless about American politics. The rules are clear: don't emasculate Christianity, don't dumb down the Bible, don't pretend Hell doesn't exist, accept the full logic of the Bible and use the powerful new words that come into the English language.--aschlafly 07:05, 4 May 2024 (UTC) Explanation The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure). Talk page lacking that Schlafly je ne sais quoi? Try the SQG template!