User talk:Simple

What is going on? World Blogs Clogs Elections The Bar (talk) (talk) (talk) (talk) (hic) Welcome to RationalWiki, Simple! Check out our guide for newcomers and our community standards! Tell us how you found RationalWiki here! If you are interested in contributing: Read what our articles are intended to be Check out the to-do list See our help page and Wikipedia's formatting cheatsheet If writing a new article, consider writing up a draft And most importantly: Pull up a goat and have some fun!

Just do what I'm told and we'll be dutch. CЯacke® 13:24, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

Hi . Nice of you to join us. If you'd like to know a bit more about the site please have a look at our RationalWiki:Newcomers' guide.--Bob^{bing up} 15:57, 6 November 2008 (EST)

I must've missed you when you first arrived. Greetings, Simple, and welcome to the equivalent telephone! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:31, 31 October 2008 (EDT)

Virtual Major Prize

I actually could not find the entry, but goats are cheap and the longer it stays the better. There's your virtual goat. Don't do I wouldn't do, which ain't much har har har ^{Exasperate me!}Sheesh!_{Not the most impressive contributor here} 03:58, 7 September 2008 (EDT)

Barnstar

		Barnstar
		For your tireless contributions to RationalWiki, I award you this barnstar.

Sysopship

I am sorry to inform you that you are now a sysop. An informatory pamphlet can be found here. Bastard evil Phantom Hoover! 15:51, 11 February 2009 (EST)