User:Doggedpersistence

Bollocks! This user was purged in the Night of the Blunt Knives. This user maintains 7 socks on Conservapedia. This user has 65 sock puppet blocks on Conservapedia.

Words to live by

Implementation is simple and its application is swift - -A.Schlafly

Proteins only take a long time to build if they are occurring naturally, not if they are created supernaturally"- PJR

Over Christmas 2007, Russell's pub in Ranelagh, Dublin, had these signs in the window. Not a bad philosophy of life to live by, this pub sign.

Brilliant! Top quality work, chaps!

Preferred Anagram of 'Mister Schlafly'

Smell his crafty

Significant Articles & Contributions

FBI Incident

I introduced the phrase "undeadened" to Andy Schlafly, though I was banned shortly after CP sysops picked up the catchphrase, now widely seen on Conservapedia. I had no idea I could so easily get Andy to use a zombie reference for de-redlinking.

Insignificant Articles & Contributions

Oh, don't get me started. How does "most" sound?
Fun:Hangover
Ostrich

RationalWiki stuff I'm working on

I am The Category Nazi. The point of categories is to have AS FEW AS POSSIBLE, not as many as possible. As of 3/17/2008, we have about 300 categories. Not smart.

If you try adding pointless or unfunny categories I will hunt them down, tear their hearts out and shove the entrails back up your arse.

• Waylaying Categories
• Showing uncategorised pages what's good for 'em.
• Undeadening zombie pages.
• Deorphanising Billy-No-Mates pages.

We also have about 800-odd red links, i.e. links to articles that don't exist. Obviously some will become appropriate articles, but many can simply be de-linked.

Conservapedia History

Like most editors here, I started out on CP by simply trying to bring some truth and balance to The Trustworthy Encyclopedia. I had no intention to vandalise, I simply tried to point out factual inaccuracies, internal inconsistencies, unreferenced opinion, and would try to reason with them on the Talk Pages - since actually contributing was usually impossible, due to the page being locked.

Of course I ended up being booted out almost instantly every time. I returned again and again with good intentions and tried not to lose my temper as they replaced fact with opinion.

I eventually gave up trying to be Honest Citizen - It was just impossible. So - wrong though it may be to some - now I simply try and cause as much disruption as possible, as sport, to selfishly entertain myself. I don't see them contributing anything useful to the world, and it's just too much fun to poke sticks in the beehive and see them get all hot and bothered.

I've had a marvellous time with the following characters.

• Doggedpersistence[1]. Hated that stupid 'New Ordeal' article nonsense RobS came up with.
  
• GodisGreat[2]. Specialised in being a supporter of Conservative[3]
  
• 50something[4]......."Proteins only take a long time to build if they are occurring naturally, not if they are created supernaturally"- PJR
  
• Hmm
  
• Wonders, Los Angeles expert
  
• CarefulNature[5], a truth-seeker, confused by the Vole Clock
  
• Feichineejits[6].......Birds and fish (or probably more accurately, creatures that fly and creatures that swim in the sea) were created on day 5, with land animals on day 6 - PJR
  
• NeverForget, seemed to spend most of his time edit-warring with Tmtoulouse. They battled over the origins of the Sun [7], the rock group U2[8] and monkeys[9]. He was also a keen oenophile [10]. Definitely one of my favourites[11]
  
• Bananaman, Enemy of comfortable nightgarments[12].
  
• NotForgotten[13]. He loved Madonna, death squads and Pat Tillman. [14]. Made Jinkas say "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is not a Christian church"
  
• MunkeyNotPeople[15], Swedish tax expert.
  
• DoggerelBank[16] took it on the nose for internal consistency within CP. As the abortion article states that abortions cause breast cancer (unsubstantiated), I tried to add that info to the Breast Exam article. Seemed reasonable, but it got DoggerelBank banned. Naturally, a month later Andy of course added the exact same info with no repercussions [17]. Lovely. Consistent. Great.

• Hawkeye[18]......Attempted to get behind DoggerelBank but failed
  
• ScottGorham Guitarist from Thin Lizzy, friend of Conservative [19]
  
• Brian Robertson who was not only the other guitarist from Thin Lizzy, but also fought for fair recognition that the phrase 'Mainstream Media' and its acronym MSM mean different things to different people.
  
• AnneUulmehlmehay [20]......."All talk, no articles" - Ed Poor
  
• Rumsbush, newspaper reader[21]
  
• Misterlinx, Heath Ledger fan and Google statistician [22].
  
• Reasonableperson, fan of prepositions[23].
  
• OldMan, fan of MRSA[24].

I maintain quite a few lot of characters over there, but as they are running around with greatcoats on with the collars turned up, I don't know who they are. Usually I have between three and 10 characters alive at any one time. Sometimes they simply beat on each other if they can't start a fight with someone else. It's sad. I need to go to Socks Anonymous.

Personality Tests

Moral Politics Your scored -5.5 on Moral Order and 3.5 on Moral Rules.

Political Compass Two results, average 'em:

What's weird about this is that I absolutely would NOT call myself in ANY way a Libertarian. I'm not comfortable with that philosophy whatsoever. So the Political Compass misrepresents that factor at the very least.

Online/Offline?

Mostly ONLINE. Be well.

Monthly Edits

June 54 July 64 August 1069 September 373 October 0 November 21 December 107 January 64 February 117 March (incomp) 102