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'''Adultery''' is what adults do with adults other than their spouses (spice?).
 
'''Adultery''' is what adults do with adults other than their spouses (spice?).
  
It is also a truism that: Infants do not have anywhere near as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery.
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It is also a truism that: Infants do not have anywhere near as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery.<ref>Says who?  OK, me, I'd agree, but still.  I loved my infancy as much as my (not quite, since never married) adultery.</ref>
  
:Says who? OK, me, I'd agree, but stillI loved my infancy as much as my (not quite, since never married) adultery.
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==Christians and Adultery==
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Adultery is listed in the [Ten Commandments|Big Ten].  Jesus mentiones it over 20 times in the New Testiment. He even talks about "adultry of the Mind"He mentions Homosexuality 0 times.
  
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Yet the single threat to Fundi Marriages is apparently Homosexuality, not Adultery.
  
But seriously, it's not nice to cheat, it hurts your spouse in an awful way.
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===Self Proclaimed Conservative Christians who have admitted to adultly===
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*Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID)
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*Sen. David Vitter (R-LA)
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*Rep. Newt Gingrich, (R)
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*Rush Limbaugh - Conservative Talk show host
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*Presidential Candidate John McCain
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*Homophobic Minister Tim Haggard
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*Conservative Minister Jerry Falwell
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*Early Televangelist Marvin Gorman and Jim Baker
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*Ex Gay Minister John Paulk
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*Paul Barnes Homophobic Minster
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*Televangelist Earl Paulk (no relation to John Paulk)
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*Joe Barraon, Largest TV following of any Televangelist - and it was adultery with a MINOR
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*New York Mayor, Rudy Guliani
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*Conservative God, Ronald Reagan
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==See also==
 
==See also==
 
*[[Actions which demand the death penalty in the Old Testament]]
 
*[[Actions which demand the death penalty in the Old Testament]]

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Adultery is what adults do with adults other than their spouses (spice?).

It is also a truism that: Infants do not have anywhere near as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery.[1]

Christians and Adultery

Adultery is listed in the [Ten Commandments|Big Ten]. Jesus mentiones it over 20 times in the New Testiment. He even talks about "adultry of the Mind". He mentions Homosexuality 0 times.

Yet the single threat to Fundi Marriages is apparently Homosexuality, not Adultery.

Self Proclaimed Conservative Christians who have admitted to adultly

  • Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID)
  • Sen. David Vitter (R-LA)
  • Rep. Newt Gingrich, (R)
  • Rush Limbaugh - Conservative Talk show host
  • Presidential Candidate John McCain
  • Homophobic Minister Tim Haggard
  • Conservative Minister Jerry Falwell
  • Early Televangelist Marvin Gorman and Jim Baker
  • Ex Gay Minister John Paulk
  • Paul Barnes Homophobic Minster
  • Televangelist Earl Paulk (no relation to John Paulk)
  • Joe Barraon, Largest TV following of any Televangelist - and it was adultery with a MINOR
  • New York Mayor, Rudy Guliani
  • Conservative God, Ronald Reagan



See also



  1. Says who? OK, me, I'd agree, but still. I loved my infancy as much as my (not quite, since never married) adultery.