User:The electrocutioner/vandalism

CUR was one a mission. As he rode his proud rusty-spotted cat up the hillside, he drew his Sword of Wiki-editing. The blue-gray metal flashed in the air. With a might swipe of his blade, he beheaded the evil dragon of the red link, and invaded the electrocutioner's castle. He waved the sword in the air, and lo! A page sprung up from the darkness, bringing light into the good kingdom of RationalWiki. And CUR was gone again, to conquer another red link.

What CUR expected, but was suprised to see, was the arrival of Javascap, wearing a suit of shining armor, wielding a pen of WikiEditing, staring at a castle that was... as he was arriving, nonexistant. Javascap stared at CUR, and CUR's rusty-spotted cat stared at Javascap's goat. Agreeing on their common goals, Javascap turned around, and rode off into the distance, to be seen sometime in the future.