User:SusanG/JuanKing

[[Image:Hitlerspeech.jpg|thumb|right|300px|''''Coming' Attraction''': [[Adolf Hitler|Adolph Hitler]] publically jerked off to the works of [[Charles Darwin]] while shouting evolutionary racist statements. Darwin was also a public masturbator.]]

Conservapedia prepares for the Ides of March.
Do you see what I'm getting at here?

[[Image:CHEETAH-HUNTING-P.jpg|thumb|right|300px|We're like some sort of vicious predatory animal on the internet and evolution is like our prey!!!!!]]

A creationist relaxes after devouring an atheist.

[[Image:Arms of Finland.png|thumb|right|200px|OMG!! Finland!!!]]

GENTLEMEN!

There is an uptick in traffic. Evolution on the internet is finished on the internet and the Conservapedia article on the evolution will likely keep climbing up the internet. The time of cyberstalking is over!! A time is coming soon when the internet will run red with the blood of the unbelievers. Evolutionists on the internet propagating their evolutionary dogma on the internet will quiver in fear on the internet. Conservapedia shall smite them on the internet. What happened to atheism on the internet is soon going to happen to evolution on the internet.

Beware the Ides of March.

That is all.

Sincerely,

Conservative.