User:Stabby the Misanthrope/It's two in the morning, no one else is editing, and I'm so bored I just ate a twinkie
Actually, it was a Little Debbie's Strawberry ShortcakeTM, but I say "twinkie" to keep things simple. And seriously, why do you all stop editing at night?
It's a quarter to three in the morning, and it's time to ask myself the hard questions.
Like, is Andrew Schlafly a test of our faith in God? Do sheep count humans to go to sleep?
How many hyperactive six-year-olds running in hamsterwheels would it take to power us to the moon? Is Human actually human, or just a clever facsimile? If a tree falls over in a forest and no one is around, does somewhere an environmentalist wake up sweating?
Why can't you all be insomniacs like me?! --
Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 05:30, 26 December 2007 (EST)
- Yo! It's 6 AM here, and I still haven't gone to bed! Г☭длессЛиберал 06:03, 26 December 2007 (EST)
- And yet, you still hath answereth none of the questions, young GodlessLiberal. Why are you godless?! Did a religionous man beat you as a child? You p00r boy!-- Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 06:14, 26 December 2007 (EST)
- Alas, I cannot answer any of the questions. But I am godless because my mother told me there was no Santa, Easter Bunny, or Tooth Fairy. I just assumed Jesus wasn't real either. Г☭длессЛиберал 06:16, 26 December 2007 (EST)
- And yet, you still hath answereth none of the questions, young GodlessLiberal. Why are you godless?! Did a religionous man beat you as a child? You p00r boy!--
- Yo! It's 6 AM here, and I still haven't gone to bed! Г☭длессЛиберал 06:03, 26 December 2007 (EST)
Yessir, I am a FRUITCAKE. --Cheers, ♦ Ryan ♦ 
♦ ǂ wuz here ǂ 06:11, 26 December 2007 (EST)