User:Matt/TK

TK is a pathetic little man who calls himself a "director" when really he sits in a grubby office in dreary used car lot in a crappy town all day, staring into his cup of cold instant coffee, wondering when the industry will take a turn for the better. His wife has left him and his children rarely call. He is overweight and has greasy hair. He wears brown suits and dirty shirts with damp armpits. He emits a variety of startling odours. He has egg yolk on his tie. As he never has any customers he spends all day looking at porn, playing weird power games on CP, and imagining how good it must be to shaft Andy's wife. He envies that man.

That's how I picture TK at least. If I got anything wrong, TK has only got himself to blame for giving off the wrong vibes.