User:JeevesMkII/Halp! Is it wrong to eat a whole watermelon in one day?

Such is my work schedule that today it suddenly dawned on me I haven't actually eaten anything for about four days. Consequently I find myself actually quite hungry. I'm tempted to go to Tescos and buy a watermelon and then eat the whole thing (Hurrah for 24 hour shopping.) Is this totally sick and wrong?

Yes. Get a real melon, you girly-man. ^_^ Pink_{(Strong opinions!)} 21:30, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

Other types of melon suck. Water melons are juicy and sweet. Plus there's the danger and excitement factor of possible cholera, though I think I'm vaccinated since I spend so much time in India and travel clinic likes to give me every damn vaccine under the sun. --JeevesMkII 21:35, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

Other types of melon do not suck. They are sucked. By me. 'Cause they're delicious.

Other than this one (admittedly severe) error, your bacchanalian plan seems perfectly reasonable to me. Go forth! Pink_{(And... prosper?)} 21:45, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

Dude don't eat the seeds or you will grow a water melon plant in your gall bladder. tmtoulouse 21:40, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

That'd be elite. Watermelon pregnancy. Then I could have a watermelon C-Section and then immediately eat my baby. --JeevesMkII 21:43, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

Typical liberal, unwed pregnancy, voodoo like medical procedures, and baby eating. tmtoulouse 21:45, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

I think marrying a watermelon would be a pretty liberal thing to do, too. I can't win either way. I suspect watermelons are probably hermaphroditic so it probably has teh ghey strike against it as well. --JeevesMkII 21:46, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

I think there was a comedy film called "American Pie" that explored some of that territory. Francine 21:48, 30 September 2008 (EDT)

Indeed. Jason Biggs wasn't married to that pie, you know. Typical bloody Hollywood values. --JeevesMkII 21:54, 30 September 2008 (EDT)