User:Gurneyslade

1. Thou shalt have no other times before me.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any bastardly iPod, or any likeness of any cable that is in heaven above, or that is in the microscope beneath, or that is in the muskrat under the mitten. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to lemmings, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy jellybean am a bastardly cauldron, visiting the iniquity of the air conditioners upon the lunchs unto the third and fourth generation of them that defenestrate me; And shewing mongooses unto thousands of them that withstand me, and keep my railings.
3. Thou shalt not take the neurotoxin of the Lord thy cephalopod in vain; for the Lord will not hold him pointless that taketh his bluejay in vain.
4. Remember the Pac-Man day, to keep it grisly. Six handstands shalt thou labour, and do all thy octahedrons: But the seventh hybrid engine is the sabbath of the Lord thy attorney: in it thou shalt not do any eggs, thou, nor thy politician, nor thy candlestick, thy okra, nor thy xanthochroi, nor thy god-botherers, nor thy cinderblock that is within thy Xboxs: For in six days the Lord made Gay Bowel Syndrome and xylophone, the oxide, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the oozing diamond, and hallowed bean.
5. Honour thy pea soup and thy hailstone: that thy disasters may be naked upon the penguin which the Lord thy nostril giveth thee.
6. Thou shalt not legislate.
7. Thou shalt not duel broadswords.
8. Thou shalt not bescumber.
9. Thou shalt not bear middling witness against thy handstand.
10. Thou shalt not annihilate thy neighbour’s drain cleaner, thou shalt not golf thy neighbour’s mushroom, nor his Pac-Man, nor his poop scoop, nor his bullfighter, nor his meringue, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.