User:Diebot/Essay:Languages ranked by Conservatism

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title: Essay:Languages ranked by Conservatism
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Conservative Languages[edit]

Rank Language Origins Notes
01 American English Great Britain, with words of Germanic, Latin, Greek other origins. Adapted English from the British, but Noah Webster dropped unnecessary letters (color vs. colour, for instance) for efficiency. To this day, American capitalists continue to refine the language, for instance, by reducing light to lite in the marketing of low-calorie products. Also unique in that it evolves, creating powerful new conservative words and insights at a geometric rate, averaging a perfect doubling of these words per century.
02 Aramaic The Holy Lands The language spoken by Jesus
03 Ancient Greek Language of the great Greek philosophers, as well as the Eastern Mediterranean in the classical era. The language of the New Testament
04 Hebrew The language of the ancient Israelites. The language of the Old Testament.
05 Latin Language of ancient Rome and mediaeval Europe Limited change in over 2000 years of active use; common language of the educated in Western Europe from the Roman Empire through to early modern period; still preserved by the Roman Catholic Church
06 Spanish The language spoken in Spain, Mexico and several other countries. The most Conservative of modern languages save American English, Spanish has many Conservative features such as grammatical gender with male as the default form, giving acknowledgement to Adam, the first man, as the default human form, and different conjugations for superiors (usted).
07 Dine bizaad The language of the Navajo people An ancient language, very hard for non-native speakers to learn. Used in ship-to-ship communications by Navajo signallers in the US Pacific Fleet in WW2, thus playing a vital role in defending freedom.
08 Sanskrit The ancient language of North India The language used in Hindu ceremonies, unchanged from the time of the Vedas, 3,200 years ago. It is at present one of the official languages of the Indian state of Uttarakhand.
09 Perl Computer language developed in 1987 by Larry Wall Wall is an evangelical Christian, and the name is a reference to the "pearl of great price" in Matthew 13:45-46.

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