User:Alien/slogan

WARNING! The chlamydia you got in Vegas will not actually stay in Vegas.

This template randomly presents the Zach's slogan on the his page from the choices in the "option" boxes above.

The weightings are not percentages, by the way, they are ratios.

The best way to 'preview' one is to set the weight at 1000 or so, but don't save it that way!