Neo-Tech

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Neo-Tech® (also known as the "Society of Secrets") is a bizarre self-help... er, something. Neo-Tech® borrows tenets from objectivism, repackaging it in the pseudoscientific and cultish style of Scientology. It was created in 1984 by Frank R. Wallace, a man best known as a prolific writer of "how to cheat at poker and blackjack" books.

As with most cultish belief systems, Neo-Tech® uses jargon understood only by its followers, like "neocheaters" and "fully integrated honesty". Like objectivism, Neo-Tech® promises to help people eliminate all forms of mysticism and irrationality from their life and become a perfectly rational person. Like Scientology, Neo-Tech® uses this indecipherable jargon as a hook to sell Really Expensive Books (at $140 each) that leave the reader more confused than they were before reading them.

Unfortunately, Frank Wallace inadvertently provided evidence for God by dying before Neo-Tech® could really take off. He was hit by a car while jogging in Las Vegas.

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