Kansas
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Kansas is a rectangular state somewhere in the midwestern United States. It is tilted gently uphill from Missouri to Colorado and is (literally) flatter than a pancake.
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[edit] Fun
- At least there's Lawrence.
- "Is there anybody out there? Anybody at all?" -John Lithgow as "Joe Huxley" in the 1983 apocalyptic movie The Day After.
- There's nothing in Kansas. Kansas City isn't even in Kansas.
- "There used to be a lot of Tatanka, but the pale man killed them all." -Chief Shitting Bull, Sioux Nation.
[edit] Something the matter?
What's the matter with it? Huh?
[edit] Famous Kansas-y Things
- "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto"... "woof, woof!"[1]
- Evo-lution is bad.
- Well, it doesn't seem to have taken hold around here anyway.
- "Bleeding Kansas".
- Arkansas.[2]
- I tried to hop a freight train in Topeka once.
- Oh! There is a band named "Kansas", responsible for the hit songs Dust in the Wind and Carry on Wayward Son!
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| The Bible Belt | |
| Alabama - Arkansas - Florida - Georgia Kansas - Kentucky - Louisiana - Mississippi Missouri - North Carolina - Oklahoma - South Carolina Tennessee - Texas - Virginia - West Virginia - Jesusland |
