John Ashcroft

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"Let the mighty eagle so-o-o-ar!" - John Ashcroft, with a nice strong well-structured vibrato.

Mr. Ashcroft famously lost his seat in the US Senate to a dead guy,[1] before being appointed Attorney General by George W. Bush. In that position he tried to get some statue with boobs outside the Justice Department draped for decency.

He also had a thing for cats. That would be an extreme paranoia of them, based on his belief that cats are Satan's minions. [2]

[edit] Footnotes

  1. ↑ "In the end he ran for Senate re-election, but lost his seat to a dead man"
  2. ↑ Ok, so he formally denies it, but Vanity Fair holds by their article. [1]
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