Fun:Ten Commandments

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We'll let Sesame Street's The Count take it from here.

Contents 1 One! One commandment...ah...ah...ah. 2 Two! Two commandments...ah...ah...ah. 3 Three! Three commandments...ah...ah...ah. 4 Four! Four commandments...ah...ah...ah. 5 Five! Five commandments...ah...ah...ah. 6 Six! Six commandments...ah...ah...ah. 7 Seven! Seven commandments...ah...ah...ah. 8 Eight! Eight commandments...ah...ah...ah. 9 Nine! Nine commandments...ah...ah...ah. 10 TEN! TEN COMMANDMENTS...AH...AH...AH...AH...AH.

[edit] One! One commandment...ah...ah...ah.

Thou shalt have no other Gods before me.

[edit] Two! Two commandments...ah...ah...ah.

I don't care how much sex Baal let's you have. You're stuck with me.

[edit] Three! Three commandments...ah...ah...ah.

I don't like my picture taken, okay? That good enough for you?

[edit] Four! Four commandments...ah...ah...ah.

It's only six days a week, eighteen hours a day. What the problem? You get six hours off each day and then a solid twenty-four! Honestly!

[edit] Five! Five commandments...ah...ah...ah.

Be good to mom and dad. They and I brought you into this world and we can take you out.

[edit] Six! Six commandments...ah...ah...ah.

Don't kill anyone, bro.

[edit] Seven! Seven commandments...ah...ah...ah.

I don't care how good Steve is in the sack!

[edit] Eight! Eight commandments...ah...ah...ah.

Don't steal my shit.

[edit] Nine! Nine commandments...ah...ah...ah.

Don't talk shit on anybody.

[edit] TEN! TEN COMMANDMENTS...AH...AH...AH...AH...AH.

Don't ogle your neighbor's wife's ass or anything else of his. Get your own.