Fun:Stilton cheese

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Stilton cheese isn't so much a food as it is the utter inability to throw away a food item that is under attack by the bacillus Penicillium roqueforti.

Sensible people will not know what Stilton "cheese" tastes like since, (being sensible), they will not endeavor to try it. These same people will miss out on the wonderful dreams said to be associated with the consumption of this diary [sic] product.^[1] Those of us whom have tasted it, will confirm that it does, in fact, have a flavour not dissimilar to that of 1960s washing-up liquid marketed under the brand Fairy.^[2]

It is a curious fact that Stilton should be served using a Stilton Scoop a shovel like instrument which slides into the soft substance with a sensual feeling.

[edit] See also

• Cheeselover
• Cheese overkill

[edit] References

1. ↑ http://www.britishcheese.com/news.cfm?page_id=240
2. ↑ Note that there is a large overlap between people emboldened to try eating Stilton and people curious as to what washing-up liquid tastes like.