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"Anonymous User", you take liberal denial to new depths. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and you deny that Obama is a Muslim, which is undeniable, so it's obvious to me you're being taken in by so many atheistic lies that you are most certainly obese. Open your mind and admit that creationism reduces school shootings. Do yourself a favor and admit that evolutionists cannot explain how mammals survived the undeniably massive flooding that did occur. Don't post to my talk page and don't try to engage me in debate unless you abide by simple rules that avoid falsehoods, and that correct them promptly when made. You're not going to censor anything here.--aschlafly 01:10, 20 May 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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