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Breasts are, generally speaking, fun. Hence this page in funspace.
Common names/euphemisms for breasts[edit]
In order to avoid sounding like a twerp or a writer of soft-core erotic fiction, the English language has developed many euphemisms for breasts. In no particular order, these are some examples:
- Norks
- Honkers
- Hooters
Stonking GreatTits- Titties
- Gazongas
- Bazooms
- Tatas
- Fun bags
- Milk bags
- Yum yum bags
- Flesh bags
- Flesh blimps
- Torpedoes
- Forward cargo bays
- Melons
- Tomatoes
- Coconuts
- Shirt potatoes
- Boobs
- Boobies
- Bristols (UK rhyming slang: Bristol Cities: Titties)
- Baps[1], also a bread roll for those too southern or furrin' to know.
- Boulders (which are held over-the-shoulder by a brassiere)
- Knobs
- Knockers
- Jugs
- Pillows
- Headlights (said to be in the High Beam configuration if the nipples are erect.) (Not to be confused with headlice.)
- Devil's Dumplings[2]
- Chebs
- Top bollocks
- Shirt puppies
- Mams
- Mammary banks
- Feeders
- Qualifications
- Attributes (particularly when outstanding)
- Endowments
- Wabs
- Waps
- Paps
- Second Base
- Oppai (Japanese word)
- Eyes (Japanophiles only)
- Rack
- Prow
- Big 'uns
- Magumbos
- Forward bumpers
- Bulgarian airbags
- Huge Tracts of Land
Posessors of small breasts may be members of the itty bitty titty committee. (Witty!)
A picture of breasts[edit]
Possible link with colony collapse disorder[edit]
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boob bees.
Footnotes[edit]
Foot fetishists exist who also enjoy breasts.