Bigamy
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Bigamy is being married to two people at the same time.
Bigamy is a subset of polygamy but not all polygamists are bigamists. Only those polygamists who are bigamists are bigamists. But all bigamists are polygamists.
Truck drivers are notorious for having two wives, because they are on the road all the time and can get away with it. You just tell your wife in Des Moines you have to drive a load to Dallas. When you are done spending time with your wife in Dallas, you tell her you have a load of freight to take to Des Moines. When she complains "why are they always dispatching you to Des Moines", don't let on that you have another wife there.
Best not to let both of your wives show up at the same time in Union, Nebraska and show each other pictures of their husband at the bus station.
Terrible cottonpickin' thing.

