User:ProblemChimp

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This user is a Limey. This user is male.  Wp This user is a Wikipedian This user believes in the National Health Service This user supports the Green Party. This user thinks evolution explains the origin of species. This user is concerned about the environment. This user is an atheist but would be fine with a world where Christians were more like Jesus and less like Jerry Falwell. This user can only remember pi to 16 decimal places. This user enjoys consuming the occasional breath of life. ; This user has rediscovered the lost art of the semicolon.

Props to anyone who knows without googling where I got my blogonym from;)

I used to work as an industrial scientist, and hope that my bullshit detector is still fully functioning even though I later retrained as a lawyer. (It shouldn't, lawyers have to wade though BS too). I'm an atheist, who has and has had believing friends who share my feelings about religious fundamentalist BS. I enjoy a good conspiracy theory or theorist as much as the next person.

Babel: I have a thorough grasp of British English profanity, a near-native understanding of American English profanity, an advanced understanding of French and German profanity, and an intermediate understanding of Italian and Spanish profanity.

I prefer to add than to alter, unless I happen to step in a pile of steaming .

A onetime Top Contributor in several categories in Yahoo! Answers: a page in clear need of informed expansion and updates hehehe >:) Watch this space: trust me, I'm a lawyer.

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Thought for the day

"Anonymous User" (what a ridiculous user name!), we know how atheists love to censor everything from classroom prayer to criticism of evolution. I looked at your contributions and you're "sources" are ungrammatical, so it's obvious to me you're a product of the liberal public school system. Open your mind and admit that intelligent design reduces incest. As I've said before, we're here to learn, not operate a day care center for the easily amused and morally confused. Blindly follow your chosen "experts" somewhere else. This is a wiki devoted to the pursuit of knowledge. Understand? That means opening your mind and actually using it. After a while, the liberal nonsense is so obvious that we don't even bother commenting on it.--Andy Schlafly 14:42, 10 June 2024 (UTC)   As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, ProblemChimp, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do. Footnotes