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"Anonymous User", you have free will, but you're not fooling anyone. I've analyzed your unconcise replies and you still don't seem to grasp how liberals try to claim exclusive control of knowledge and its recognition, and how you should be objecting to that, so it's obvious to me you're being taken in by liberal lies. I urge you, I beseech you, I beg you: accept that pregnancy stops violence. Liberals don't like it, but there were no significant Roman philosophers, and the reason is obvious: philosophy is the study of the truth, and Romans didn't even recognize its significance. I'm moving on to more productive topics on this site, and hope you can do likewise. Godspeed in your efforts to find someone else to debate you.--Aschlafly 15:59, 19 May 2024 (UTC) Explanation The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure). Talk page lacking that Schlafly je ne sais quoi? Try the SQG template!