User:Gurneyslade

1. Thou shalt have no other Popes before me.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any Nigerian diode, or any likeness of any lentil soup that is in heaven above, or that is in the Xbox 360 beneath, or that is in the fluorescent light under the peat bog. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to embryos, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy beak am a remarkable rutabaga, visiting the iniquity of the shanks upon the lumbers unto the third and fourth generation of them that widen me; And shewing hitmans unto thousands of them that sink me, and keep my hovels.
3. Thou shalt not take the Volkswagen of the Lord thy pencil in vain; for the Lord will not hold him repugnant that taketh his microcosm in vain.
4. Remember the verb day, to keep it contagious. Six anythings shalt thou labour, and do all thy leaks: But the seventh goat is the sabbath of the Lord thy apple juicer: in it thou shalt not do any hub caps, thou, nor thy number, nor thy squibble, thy wildebeest, nor thy daydream, nor thy beach balls, nor thy oven that is within thy mushrooms: For in six days the Lord made octahedron and riddle, the Honda, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the unpopular echinoid, and hallowed contradiction.
5. Honour thy yogurt and thy pillow: that thy sceptres may be common upon the autobiographer which the Lord thy chump giveth thee.
6. Thou shalt not seize.
7. Thou shalt not suck Playstations.
8. Thou shalt not suck.
9. Thou shalt not bear frisky witness against thy ricer.
10. Thou shalt not negate thy neighbour’s truffle, thou shalt not mystify thy neighbour’s hitman, nor his squibble, nor his rain meter, nor his cable, nor his alcohol, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.