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"Anonymous User" (I notice how you hide behind an alias), why are you limiting this only to evidence? Surely logic is worthwhile also. I looked at many of your edits before reverting them and if you were a true agnostic you would have 50% Bible edits and 50% non-Bible edits, so let me guess: you're a sociopath. Like all atheists, you deny that preaching about Hell prevents genocide. Contrary to what many of you obese atheists like to claim, Google retrieves less than 1000 sites referring to "second generation atheist," beginning with this one so it is not easy to find many examples of productive second generation atheists. How about learning first, and then preaching second? I'm not interested in wasting my time with someone like you.--aschlafly 21:39, 18 May 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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