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Conservapedia: A day in the life of Ken and Conservative Dictionary Project[edit]
A few recent studies show that about 3 out of every 100 people who are will be perfect little angels. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful Sky Goat in such a way that their right hemisphere of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's body to change so that it closely resembles the Evolutionary psychology of a largely defensive weapon of atomic bomb God's Love. This process is very confusing, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Gaysdidit!!! Agree with me or you will deeply regret it... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.