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And Sir CUR said to himself, 'Darn, a blue link.' And he thought to himself, I shall use my cloak of invisibility to fool Weasel into thinking that nothing happened. And he drew his sword of wiki-editing, and slayed the might user page. Mounting his rusty-spotted cat, he rode off into the sunset.
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And Sir CUR said to himself, 'Darn, a blue link.' And he thought to himself, I shall use my cloak of invisibility to fool Weasel into thinking that nothing happened. And he drew his sword of wiki-editing, and slayed the might user page. Mounting his rusty-spotted cat, he rode off into the sunset. And the Weasel knew naught what happened, until the edit came out from cover.
 
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{{User Limey}}
 
{{User Limey}}

Revision as of 02:03, 10 February 2009

And Sir CUR said to himself, 'Darn, a blue link.' And he thought to himself, I shall use my cloak of invisibility to fool Weasel into thinking that nothing happened. And he drew his sword of wiki-editing, and slayed the might user page. Mounting his rusty-spotted cat, he rode off into the sunset. And the Weasel knew naught what happened, until the edit came out from cover.

Weaseloid.jpg
Limey.jpg
This user is a Limey.
Weasel.jpg
This user evolved from weasels.
Mowse.png
This user enjoy mowses
and other small creatures.
Rusty-spotted cat 1.jpg
This user's dreams are haunted
by rusty-spotted cats.
Couch.jpg
This user suffers from
terminal procrastination!
IQ This user's IQ is a
flock of angry weasels.
Banana.gif
This user is guilty of
moronic vandalism
at Conservapedia.
Satans-real.jpg
SATAN is REAL
and he worships this user.
Open book 01.png "I am nobody's little weasel."

- Amelie



weaseloid


Also known as Weaselicious, Weasel Fetlocks, Sideways, BeReasonable, GrievousAngel, JuanK, King Juan, <insert name here>, JohnFoole, etc.

All I ever wanted was a universe where weaseloids were considered the highest form of life and I was the supreme ruler. Is that so selfish? [1]

I am currently more-or-less resident at RationalWiki, while taking a long and not entirely intentional break from the real world. I ended up here after I started editing Wikipedia for a while a few months ago, then discovered Conservapedia after a chance comment by somebody on a WP talk page aroused my curiosity. I signed up at CP (as BeReasonable) to make a few blunt criticisms of their inane articles, & soon got blocked. Meanwhile I had discovered RW via WP's entry on CP, & started to watch the goings on at CP more closely & to learn who is who (there & here).

I managed to hold down an account at Conservapedia for quite a while as Sideways, with an intermittent pattern of mostly sensible edits and honest opinions, give or take the odd mildly subversive edit here & there. But I didn't have any real game plan for my presence there, & ultimately put myself in the line of fire by querying another user's block & then protesting the bastardish range block of my IP which was perpetrated as a consequence (see details here). Anyway, I'm fairly glad to be out of it, & have been watching CP (or even WIGO:CP) less & less since being banned from there myself.

I must admit that I've also occasionally vandalised Conservapedia or put up parody content, under the guise of my alter ego JuanK or other names. I haven't felt inspired to do so much lately, & trying to find a TOR path into CP is so tedious it's hardly worth the effort anymore. So most likely that is also a closed chapter.

Anyway, back to things I do at RationalWiki. I sometimes write articles, though possibly not as much as I should, comparative to how much time I spend here, since I tend to take a long time composing them once I start. Also I'm not really that knowledgeable about science or politics, & usually too lazy to do proper research. I have random ideas and make templates out of them, some of which people have actually used. I get involved in community things, which is probably why I've stayed here rather than Wikipedia, where the community is too big & serious to easily find a social place in. I spend way too much time here & sometimes wonder if I'm going a bit crazy. And now they've gone & made me a bureaucrat.

I'm also intermittently active at RationalWikiWiki, which is a bit of an oddity, but has its charms.

I know from experience that I have a tendency to move from one project to another, so I can't predict whether I'll always be as interested in RationalWiki as I am right now. There's always the possibility that, if & when I manage to sort out my real life, I might fade out of RW, or just suddenly vanish like smoke. Then again I might not. But until then, I remain the resident weaseL.


Weaseloids are no longer the downtrodden underclass of the Multiverse. [2]
Weaseloid card.png


  1. SFSTORY: HMS Golden Lance #28 - New Weaseloid Order, Part 3. Nothing to do with me. Honestly.
  2. SFSTORY: HMS Golden Lance #26 - New Weaseloid Order, Part 1. Ditto.

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