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This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-4.75,-0.72).

This user thinks KJ rocks

Teach the controversy!

This user thinks goats are tasty

This user is proud to be British!

This user enjoys consuming the occasional breath of life.

E.G.

This user likes to have examples to copy

61	days since this user quit smoking

He had bought a large map representing the sea,

Without the least vestige of land:

And the crew were much pleased when they found it to be

A map they could all understand.

"What's the good of Mercator's North Poles and Equators,

Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?"

So the Bellman would cry: and the crew would reply

"They are merely conventional signs!

"Other maps are such shapes, with their islands and capes!

But we've got our brave Captain to thank:"

(So the crew would protest) "that he's bought us the best—

A perfect and absolute blank!"

Lewis Carrol

Nationality: Brit

Sex: Male

Age: Fortysomething

Occupation: Engineer/scientist

Family: Sigh...

Intellect: Sufficient to moderate, but declining slowly in the West.

Religious beliefs: Atheist, I suppose, but I'm not looking to fight anyone about it.

Spelling: Sometimes

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 ==Fortune Plango Vulnera==
-I'm no wiki editor, in fact my sum total contributon to the WWW could be held in the palm of your delicate hand. However I've been watching Conservapedia for some time now and if the window lickers and mongs on that wiki can do it then it can't be that hard.
+He had bought a large map representing the sea,
-I'll probably not be a particularly prolific editor, but who knows?
+Without the least vestige of land:
-And if I cock up on etiquette (or spelling) please don't be too nasty.
+And the crew were much pleased when they found it to be
+A map they could all understand.
+"What's the good of Mercator's North Poles and Equators,
+Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?"
+So the Bellman would cry: and the crew would reply
+"They are merely conventional signs!
+"Other maps are such shapes, with their islands and capes!
+But we've got our brave Captain to thank:"
+(So the crew would protest) "that he's bought us the best—
+A perfect and absolute blank!"
+Lewis Carrol
 ==OK, a little bit about me...==
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 ''Family:'' Sigh...
-''Intellect:'' Sufficient to moderate, but declining slowly.
+''Intellect:'' Sufficient to moderate, but declining slowly in the West.
 ''Religious beliefs:'' Atheist, I suppose, but I'm not looking to fight anyone about it.