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This is the future site of my bar. It says the Weeping _____ because I haven't decided on the name yet. If enough people care it'll be named besides what I want. If it '''is''' named The Weeping Cheetah (which I want), it will include:
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==Table 1==
  
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*a menu
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===Current occupants (1)===
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*a savannah theme
 
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*six tables
 
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*one bar
 
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*big TV screens (ie, embedded YouTube)
 
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*several subpages
 
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*no weapons. I will be carrying an exceedingly big gun to make sure you don't carry a gun. In case of you carrying a gun I will shoot you, so don't do it.
 
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*mango wine as the specialty drink
 
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*wine tasting
 
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*a cool logo (if I can get one)
 
  
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===Table chatter (1)===
  
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The new Bartop will include a tan-colored border. The chalkboard will be replaced with the menu, which will have two columns. I will attempt to find some geometric designs, and hope to make them the border. There will also be an observation window where one can view African wildlife (i.e., a YouTube embed). Note also that I'm going to try and get some of those iGoogle pets on here (in other words, I'm going to try embedding widgets. I may need help from a techie, but I hope it will be worth your time.)
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===Orders (1)===
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==Table 2==
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===Curent occupants (2)===
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===Table chatter (2)===
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===Orders (2)===
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==Bar==
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Revision as of 21:29, 4 June 2009


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Hotel Baltimore

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Music
“”Don't drink that bottle, it's some wino's piss.
—Ace McW
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This is a fucking dump that just happens to have a bar. Weapons, fistfights, and strippers are encouraged. Especially the strippers.
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MENU
  • Appetizers:
    • Stuffed Arthropleura
    • Popcorn, peanuts, and pretzels
    • Microwave nachos with velveeta
    • Super Snot
  • Entrees
    • Goatse stew
    • Microwaved frozen pizza, plain or pepperoni
    • Microwaved frozen fish'n'chips
  • Liquor
    • Vodka
    • Scotch
    • Rum
    • Bourbon
    • Tequila
  • Beer
    • Bass Ale
    • Budweiser
    • Guiness
    • Old Milwaukee
  • Wine cellar
    • A bottle of red, a bottle of white
  • The Harem
    • Dirty Sluts
    • More Dirty Sluts
    • Filthy Sluts
    • Weeping Vaginas
  • Cigarette machine
    • Lucky Strike (short)
    • Camel (short)
    • Chesterfield (kings)
    • Pall Mall (kings)

Table 1

Current occupants (1)

Table chatter (1)

Orders (1)

Table 2

Curent occupants (2)

Table chatter (2)

Orders (2)

Bar

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