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[edit] Your account has been suspended

[edit] In order to avoid the permanent closure of your bank account, please log in and update your personal information:

• Name

• User ID

• Password

• Please enter all your credit card numbers

• Bank account number: savings

• Bank account number: checking

• Mother's maiden name

• Are you now or have you ever been a member of teh Communist Party?

[edit] You must respond within 24 hours or your account will be permanently disabled and you will lose all the funds in your account, and your credit rating may be ruined. Respond now!

[edit] Not to be confused with

Fishing.