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"Anonymous User" (your chosen name is obviously unacceptable), have you ever read a scientific paper? I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and there is an anti-Christian tone to your postings, so I'm confident you're hearing this for the first time. Open your mind and admit that winning in Iraq prevents insanity. In sum, your feigned outrage only underscores the need for pointing out how Obama uses the Muslim pronunciation of Pakistan, rather than the English one. I just typed in "Saint Valentine's Day," and Wikipedia redirects me to the secular form, "Valentine's Day." Make substantive contributions to this encyclopedia or your account will be blocked without further notice.--aschlafly 12:29, 19 May 2024 (UTC) Explanation The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure). Talk page lacking that Schlafly je ne sais quoi? Try the SQG template!