User talk:Stabby the Misanthrope

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Did you know?

That you and I are in a death match for fourth place on total RW contributions? tmtoulouse ^persecute 20:30, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

That so? Alas, for I can no longer maintain the edit rate I used to. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:03, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

6028 vs. 5888? Looks like there's a comfortable buffer between us : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:11, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

<eager>Where am I? Where am I??</eager> <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:24, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

You have... 3,551 edits. In only three months. Jesus Fucking Christ, Chaos... that's 1,180 edits a month. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:45, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

That's vaguely saddening :( <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:49, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

Cheer up, Chaos. You still pale in comparison to Human's amazing 2200 edits a month! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:53, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

Stop working so hard

Makes lazy jellyfish look bad. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:36, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

But I'm must make up for lost time! And very soon, RA will be kicked off the computer, so I must be productive with what little time I have : ( Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:41, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

Oh, all right. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:45, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

If I must, right? : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:46, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

It's a catchy (if slightly defeatist) phrase. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:47, 17 August 2008 (EDT)

Epic phail

Your reworking of the essay template is a disaster on so many levels. First, you altered the arguments on a template we have been using for a long time. Second, you didn't consider the possibilities of how it is used and allow for them. Third, you implemented it and made a mess for no good reason. Please use the talk pages to discuss radical alterations of heavily used templates before changing them. I now request you to undo the changes you made (all of them!) and discuss them with "the rest of us" if you think they make so much sense. ħuman 03:44, 18 August 2008 (EDT)

Listless one?

Sorry just a little confused here --BoredCPer 00:07, 21 August 2008 (EDT)

Well, your name does say you're bored, so I was just being playful : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:34, 22 August 2008 (EDT)

Thanks!

Thanks for the warm heart and the wide arms! --LArron 17:04, 29 August 2008 (EDT)

You're welcome, LArron! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:56, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

Hello there!

This user thinks Chaos's new version of this template is neat.

Also...

This user thinks Radioactive Man probably won't agree... :(.

No, I do agree. A picture of The Thinker is much more relevant than the Wise and Mighty Cheesus. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:38, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

Aw. Thanks you.

I was going to make one that said "This user thinks RA did not royally fuck up the essay template" (adapted to fit your phrasing), but I have nowhere to put it, dammit. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 00:40, 31 August 2008 (EDT)

Bunchanumbers

Set me in my place if I'm being presumptuous, but why do you greet every random IP that edits here? --CS^{impacted with knowledge} 04:09, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

It is part of my devious effort to spam my name as much as possible across the wiki, and preserve my spot in the top ten most linked pages. For a while, Bob M and I were even competing over our spot (he used to be lower-ranked than me). Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:13, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

But... I could beat you just by making a huge page full of my signature. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 04:25, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes, for the about two minutes or so that it would remain in existence. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 04:40, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

If it lasted that long...--CS^{impacted with knowledge} 04:43, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Creating a page full of your signature would count for 1 page link, Jellyfish. It counts the number of pages that link to another page, not the number of links per page. It that were the case, all bazillion of Human's signed comments would count, and goat would be somewhere around #30. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 04:56, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Hmmph. Well in that case, I can't summon up much enthusiasm for this competition. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 05:18, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

How did you do the word change thingy?!

Thank you sir/madam or indeterminate species for the greetings...now if I can only figure out how to work this thing I'd be a happy aarvark. Mick McT 07:18, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Easy! It's a template—just type {{noun}} in a sentence and it'll randomly pick a noun off the list. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 15:37, 1 September 2008 (EDT)

Death race

Told you. tmtoulouse ^persecute 14:07, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

You are a terrible person, you know that? Even I never rubbed my total edit count in anyone's faces. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 14:09, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

It says it in your signature. With an exclaimation mark. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 14:12, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes, but I never went up to anyone and said, "You know what? My edit count is about to surpass yours. Neener neener neener!" Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 14:20, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I suppose you have forgotten this email conversation?

RA 1

You know what? My edit count is about to surpass yours. Neener neener neener.

Chaos 1

Yes, wibble. What in God's name are you talking about?

RA 2

Merely that my edit count is about to surpass yours, O fruitcake person.

Chaos 2

My edit count has never been higher than yours.

RA 3

But that is why my victory is so delicious! :-p

Chaos 3

Who gave you this email address?

Let the record show that I am smug. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 14:32, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I must admit I'm not entirely convinced by this alleged primary source. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:34, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Your Historian Senses are malfunctioning. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 14:40, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Absurd. My Historian's senses are working at peak efficiency, a finely tuned instrument for protecting the innocent public against all sorts of deceptions and shenanigans. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:46, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Perhaps... you are TK! Editor at CP^{Liar at RP!} 14:48, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

LOL! What a sad little person you are to make such a sad little accusation, Ed. All the lurkers agree with me in pmail that I'm not TK. --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 14:52, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Oh, how much do I miss TK! Editor at CP^{Liar at RP!} 14:56, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I haven't made up my mind yet: which one is a sock of TK, RA or Jellyfish? Editor at CP^{Liar at RP!} 14:36, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Aagh, you pulled a TK! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 14:37, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I didn't start using the phrase "neener neener neener" until just the other day. Also, I don't use the smiley " :-p ". So my point still stands. Neener neener neener! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 14:37, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I'm sure you have done at some point. I thought that was a pretty flawless imitation of you, actually. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 14:40, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

It is. Although I generally don't use a hyphen in my smiley faces, you got my personality spot on. Am I that predictable, or are you just good? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 14:43, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Thanks! I'm just good :) Anyway, I can mimic you because I feel an affinity towards you <insert something less gooey here> <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 16:56, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Indeed, comrade, I feel the same way. Let us go forth and conquer, together! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 21:34, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

But what shall we conquer? The Farm belongs to Mr Jones and we could not run it on our own :o <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 21:39, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

We shall conquer the wiki! Join me, and together we can destroy the Emperor, and rule the wiki as father and son sysop plus one! Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:58, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Or, you could attempt to start a new world order by cleansing society of evil, and simultaneously pretend to help me track you down and bring you to justice.

How could that go wrong? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:07, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

... I have no response to that. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:10, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Good. My L shrine needs dusting. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:13, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Hmmph

You always stop talking first. It's a bad habit. And very impolite. I demands reparations. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:42, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I'd sysop you, but I'm not a bureaucrat. Beyond that, I can't think of anything. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:44, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I can, uh, dedicate my next essay to you. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:44, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

You write essays? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:45, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Indeed. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 23:54, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

Oh yeah. I didn't know about half of those. What the hell happened while you were writing Atheist Logic? Hurricane? Emergence of Shub-Niggurath? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:58, 3 September 2008 (EDT)

I had it! It was brilliant—a stroke of genius! Then I lost it. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:00, 4 September 2008 (EDT)

That's what happened. I hope to someday continue it. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:00, 4 September 2008 (EDT)

Perhaps L could help you.

Oh no, wait, he can't, because he's dead. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 00:03, 4 September 2008 (EDT)

Who is this mysterious 'L' character, why is he deceased, and why do you have a shrine to him? --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 07:06, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

♥ L is like God, but cuter. He's dead because some irritating Nietzsche wannabe killed him. And... er.. the shrine is just a social thing... ♥ <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 01:09, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Anime reference, AK. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:28, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

I'm sensing a certain reluctance on your part to acknowledge the gloriousness of L. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 22:45, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

PS :)

Did you know that Stephen Colbert used the word "afikomen" last night??? (He said "ask your Jewish friends", but I already knew what he meant! - Smart via RW?) ħuman 02:03, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

Did you get shut down for the night, just as I do by Aschlafly (the ultimate parthian shot!)? Anyway, please, feel free to present your ideas to the mob in the morrow. Use the intercom, if you think it will reach people. ħuman 02:18, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

Yah, it's freaky how these things turn out, isn't it? : ) Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:30, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

Yes, unfortunately, I do get shut down at night. : ( Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:30, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

Is that why you haven't joined my epic debate yet? <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 22:46, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

You mean the actual Epic Debate, or a new one I haven't heard of yet? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 22:49, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

The one on Eira's talk page. It is nearly as long as that one, I think, and shows no signs of slowing down. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 22:51, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

Yah, that one is epic. Epic phail ;) ħuman 23:53, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

Meanie. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 23:54, 5 September 2008 (EDT)

That's not a legitimate minestrone

Seriously. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 00:11, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

If you're referring to this, I update my signature whenever I feel like it, minestrone or no minestrone. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:14, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Twelve? ħuman 00:16, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

"I update my signature whenever I feel like it, minestrone or no minestrone" -- But no minestrone in particular. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Horseshoe-shaped gonads!} 00:18, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Good Lord. I completely missed that tyco. Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:25, 6 September 2008 (EDT)

Tyco made the best slot cars. ħuman 00:43, 6 September 2008 (EDT)