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I've waited ages to say that somewhere... Totnesmartin (talk) 22:34, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

My Redemption

Hello,

I noticed you censored the admin abuse page. I just wanted to inform you that I am on my knee's begging for Rationalwiki's forgiveness. I hope you find it in your heart to take me out of the vandal bin as I recognise that I am fault for everything. Will you please forgive me? MarcusCicero (talk) 13:08, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

"This is the last post you will ever see from 'MarcusCicero'." Liar. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 14:09, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Hello TOP! I hope you had a merry christmas and a happy new year! As you can see, my dramatic turnaround allows me to absolve the rash statements of the past. Redemption allows a new life. I have been reborn in the spirit of rationality. Will you please forgive me? ^{— Unsigned, by: MarcusCicero / talk / contribs}

No-one will forgive you, because you are an irritating little shit who prides himself on being an irritating little shit. Your ass-licking won't help. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 14:31, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Hi Crundy! I hope you had a merry christmas and a happy new year! As you can see, my dramatic turnaround allows me to absolve the rash statements of the past. Redemption allows a new life. I have been reporn in the spirit of rationality. Will you please forgive me? I apologise for being an 'irritating little shit who prides himself on being an irritating little shit', I heartily and deeply apologise. You see, I was trolling then, but have abandoned that life now. I have been report in the spirit of rationality! Will you forgive me?

As Jesus said, The wise man knoweth in his heart when to forgive the transgressions of wrongeth, therefore when the wrong doth repent the wise man does knoweth that it is wisdom to embrace him as your son" Will you forgive me? I throw myself on your feet and plead your liberal understanding of my plight. MarcusCicero (talk) 15:21, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

If I believed you then I might consider it. However, as you've proved in the past you will wheel out any excuse or argument (including pretending you are mentally ill and pretending to be your brother to tell us about your plight) to get your rights back. So no, personally I will never forgive the chaos you caused here and I will never trust anything you say or do ever again. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 15:29, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

It's nice to see that Marcus has turned a new leaf. As time goes on, I hope we can begin to embrace him in our community rather than reject him. Welcome, Marcus. Welcome all over again. ^{— Sincerely, Neveruse / Talk / Block} 15:31, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

I agree with what Neveruse just said. A posting limit of 48 per day, plus prompt merciless sockhammering will go a long way towards easing the wayward one back into the flock. 90 days of decent civil behaviour would be a good start in that direction, along with learning to do without pats on the head or pokes in the eye. Sprocket J Cogswell (talk) 15:39, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

I have no doubt that some idiot will promote MC back to sysop again at some point in the near future. When they do, I'm going to take a holiday from the site until he goes on one of his rampages again and gets put back in the bin again. I see no point hanging around while the site goes back into headless chicken mode. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 15:58, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Hi Crundy! Believe or not I can emphasise with your position. As Machiavelli said, Benefits should be conferred gradually; and in that way they will taste better. I can fully understand where you are coming from. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive this wayward soul. As John F. Kennedy said, Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. . You are only acting and thinking reasonably, according to your situation. I mean this fair website no harm. Somehow, along the way, I confused reason with madness. I see I was in the wrong now. You see, last night I had a vision of a world where rationalwiki was right and in which MarcusCicero was wrong. It was a terrible vision which included dragons and dark lords and noble wizards and brave halflings who would venture right into the heart of darkness to put an end to evil in the world for ever. Or maybe that was the Lord of the Rings. Either way, I have admitted my guilt and would appreciate your love and understanding.

P.S. I am sorry about the mental illness stunt, but I was not under any incapacity at the time, and was not in the vandal bin or whatever. I am afraid the one issue where I will not admit guilt about is the actual vandalising of pages, bad as they appear in isolation, I have attempted to explain myself for that numerous times but no-one will listen unfortunately. Maybe you will find it in your heart to reach out the arm of Christian understanding and forgive my past transgressions, no matter how egregious and painful they must have been to this most sensitive of web communities. But, if you think I am wrong I am more than happy to agree with you!

P.P.S. Hello newcomers! I hope you all had a merry christmas and a happy new year! MarcusCicero (talk) 16:13, 6 January 2010 (UTC)