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On second thought I could use a snort!

Is that crusty part edible?

Are you actually R E T I R I N G?

You have before but your periodic returns have been pleasant. Are you giving up the goat, now, though?-caius (spy) 00:42, 30 April 2008 (EDT)

He's just a confused (REALLY CONFUSED & NEEDS REPARATIVE THERAPY!!!!) contributor. He's not really retired, just hasn't fixed his userpagiz. human 00:50, 30 April 2008 (EDT)

I will have you know that my repara needs absolutely no therapy whatsoever and by "absolutely no" I mean AB-SO-LUT-ELY (about sex six months oughta do it) ZERO! ZILCH! NADA! (This won't count as a pre-existing condition will it? You know how it is with this LOUSY RW health insurance! $3.50/mo shouldn't have no restrictions! And have you seen the NOSE on the doctor? You would swear they've gotten "Patch Adams".

CЯacke® 08:59, 30 April 2008 (EDT)

We finally gots us two doctors now! Be sure to get a second opinion. --AKjeldsen^Godspeed! 09:48, 30 April 2008 (EDT)

oh, thas right, but I heared the second one was only a "Doctor", thusly not to be trusted with real medical issues (or discharges). CЯacke® 11:37, 30 April 2008 (EDT)

Wait, what—you're leaving? Don't go! You're our token homosexual! How will we survive without you?! -- Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 11:45, 30 April 2008 (EDT)

I'm the OUT token homosexual...the closeted ones (you know who you are) will still be here. As far as retiring...the template was added some time ago. I am as retired as I'm likely to get until I die. Cough cough wheeze. CЯacke® 12:02, 30 April 2008 (EDT)

Coughing and wheezing at 50+? C'mon, you still got a third of your life left, and that ain't bad! : ) -- Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 12:24, 30 April 2008 (EDT)

Aren't you guys forgetting our ladies? Genghis^{Our ignorance is God; what we know is science.} 14:04, 30 April 2008 (EDT)

"Homo = same, not homo = man." —Ghenghis

I know. I was teasing. You thought I forgot Grandma Susan? : ) -- Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 14:08, 30 April 2008 (EDT)

And now...My Andy (Warhol) Impression CЯacke®