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Webby site

I though the correct term was "wibbly-wobbly web" but then I've never been a techie. Totnesmartin 16:05, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Holiday in Cambodia

You'll work harder with a gun in your back for a bowl of rice a day. Totnesmartin 18:22, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Slave for soldiers til you starve, then your head is skewered on a stake. --PitchBlackMind 18:24, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Don't forget to pack a wife. SJ ^Debaser 18:43, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

I saw the band Against All Authority back, what, five years ago and for their cover of this song, they replaced the "Pol Pot!" lines with "George Bush." Needless to say, it was awesomely hilarious and true.The Goonie 1 (talk) 21:32, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

That sounds class. SJ ^Debaser 09:48, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Farting in userspaces

You can also grow the fuck up, we aren't running a daycare center. - π 13:54, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry Pi... are you sure you're not just jealous that I haven't farted in your userspace yet? SJ ^Debaser 18:41, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry I was in a bit of a humourless mood, I am feeling better now. No by all means continue farting where you please. - π 23:08, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Don't sweat it. I'll avoid your userspace if you so wish. SJ ^Debaser 12:07, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

I will rip your head off and shit down your neck

Thanks for the warm greeting on my talkpage. I'm back as much as I was ever here in the first place. Cheers! User:Nutty Roux/sigtalk 18:42, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the hilarious reply here! I love it when I realise I'm not the only one with an immature, sick and twisted sense of humour. SJ ^Debaser 19:52, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

pokemon

Hi (;

No, the name is a Harry Potter curse, that makes your legs start to jerk all around. She probably got it from tarantula legs judging by the sound. Tarantallegra 20:25, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

I love the Harry Potter books. I grew up reading them. SJ ^Debaser 16:05, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Schlafly Doo

You're obviously in need of a life, but God knows I'm not the one that's gonna give it to you. Good job. And nice condom-beer, too. Wiggles (talk) 18:25, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks and thanks - you don't wanna know what I did that night. SJ ^Debaser 10:14, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Drank a lot? Well done on the last story too - shameless self promotion does work after all. Wiggles (talk) 13:21, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Condom

Uh, is that a condom on that right hand side bottle of bud? Does that not impair the flav.. oh wait. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 10:17, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

I don't understand what everyone has against budweiser. Although the jonny did give it a latex-y aftertaste... SJ ^Debaser 16:10, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Bud are very pleased with the fact that they can perform a primary fermentation in 1 day. Sorry, but that will produce gnat's piss. Also, the fact that they stole the name from a German brewery and then forced them to change their name. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 18:48, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Those bastards! Oh well, I also drink Becks, Grolsch, Coors and a bit of Guinness. The last one's mainly to live up the Irish in my though, because it's so bloody thick. First pint of Guinness I had was at the top of the Guinness factory in Dublin last year. Great! SJ ^Debaser 09:24, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Can you take a little time off your cool drinking to check on Liberapedia, especially in the afternoon. I've been bolocking blocking vandals daily and I could do with help from another sysop. Proxima Centauri (talk) 11:27, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Not so much as a "Hi, how are you?" PC? I've been quite busy this summer, working and yes, drinking, and such. I'll pop into Liberapedia when I get a chance. But as for now, I'm going out drinking again. SJ ^Debaser 18:21, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Kudos, sir.

I pretty much jacked everything in both of your signature templates to make mine. So thanks, that saved me a lot of time figuring it out.--الملعب الاسود العقل ^{In my prime like Optimus} 03:26, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Don't mention it, that's basically how all users get their templates. SJ ^Debaser 09:32, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

I was comfortably wondering...

...what that light pressure on my sphincter was, then I thought, "well, it's a great tome to fart on Josh's talk page!" So I leaned over just slightly in order to provide an escape route for the pressure, and then felt somehow "wrong". After putting my underwear in the laundry and tkaing a nice summer shower, I regret to inform you that I have made a little wet poop on your talk page. That is all, please enjoy. ħuman 04:53, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Overheard at my favorite bar a few weeks ago: Boyfriend: shit I need a rag - I sharted a little. Girlfriend: Fuck off. 05:04, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Thank you!!! I am touched that in the real world you needed a fart and thought of me.

And wow-ee, does that stink something fierce. It's not hard to tell you're a scotch drinker. SJ ^Debaser 12:59, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Bureaucracy

I have made you a part of the overbearing bureaucracy due to your excellent skills at Proxima handling. Word educated Phantom Hoover! 11:51, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Thank you very much, though I don't feel like I deserve it - Gooniepunk has been here twice as long as me and he remains uncratted. What did I do in regards to PC? SJ ^Debaser 12:21, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Message from the RationalWiki Ministry of Demotion and Personal Impediment

Dear SuperJosh, We regret to inform you that you have been demoted further to the rank of bureaucrat. You have been assigned to the RationalWiki Ministry of Utilities, Transport and Stationary, as a Junior Assistant to the Chief Clark of the Mop Allocation Bureau. If you wish for a transfer, please send a notarized transfer request form in triplicate to the Chief-secretary of the Personal-secretary of the Minister of this Ministry. Your Sincerely, Sir Reginald Albert Humfildink-Hollingsworth the Third, Under-secretary of the Chief-secretary of the Personal-secretary of the Minister.

Oh, Pi, you tasty fellow, thank you very much! If it's OK, I've also demoted Gooniepunk, as I think he deserves it more than I do, having been here far longer than myself. I hope this is OK with the mob, given the fuss over ListenerX's demotion... SJ ^Debaser 12:39, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

You mean by asking the mob first? Well if they notice you will have to answer to them as we all do. - π 13:17, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Thanx

Thank you for the 'cratship, man.Lord of the Goons (talk) 19:00, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Don't mention it, mate. We both nagged about it together, so it only seems fair that you get it too. SJ ^Debaser 10:24, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Tea

My dear, dear, dear, dear chap! I meant no offense! Please tell us what blend you prefer and how you go about making your favourite brew? (unless the maid makes it for you) SuspectedReplicant 18:54, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Typhoo. They keep you warm on a cold winter morn. And while indeed middle-class and English, I'm not middle-class an English enough for a maid - my mother ruined that by being Irish. What's your brew? SJ ^Debaser 18:58, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

I recently went through Twinings' full range and settled on Chai, Earl Grey and Assam to be taken at different times of day. When I was giving up smoking I drank a lot of Lapsang Souchong, which acted as a ciggie replacement (they smoke the leaves on bamboo trays and you can really taste the smoke). The spice in Chai really wakes you up in the morning, but it's an acquired taste, Earl Grey is just delicious and Assam is a strong tea especially good after lunch.

I think even if I had a maid I'd make the tea myself. It's part of the ritual! SuspectedReplicant 19:03, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Going with Chai tea here. Green, oolong and white tie for second. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 19:06, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

I'm going to seriously cut down smoking once I go to university. I won't have the money to pay for drinking and smoking at the same time.

You lads are very learned in the fields of tea-making. This has inspired me to write an article to detailing the finer points of tea making. SJ ^Debaser 19:11, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Do you ever use tea leaves instead of bags? There's a whole extra lore to that - one spoon of leaves for each person and one for the pot, etc etc. SuspectedReplicant 19:20, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Just teabags - I've never felt so working class! SJ ^Debaser 19:30, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Fools- The best tea comes in BLOCK form- hit it with a hammer, and drop an appropriate sized chunk into the cup. --The Emperor _{Kneel before Zod!} 19:44, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Block tea

Palpatine, you're a madman with the dreams of blocks of tea! SJ ^Debaser 10:35, 9 September 2009 (UTC)

It doth appear you tried to send me a personal e-mail, but....

It appears that, whatever e-mail you tried to send me had an attachment my computer's security systems didn't like, as it not only was mared as spam, but my spam filters, as well as "ESET Total Security" and "Black Hand Anti-Hacker" in general, are blocking whatever it was you sent me. Sorry if I didn't get it and/or didn't respond and/or my firewall is completely shutting you out of my e-mail. That's what happens when I am required to keep a certain level of security on my computer. I apologize for any inconvenience.Lord of the Goons 05:45, 10 September 2009 (UTC)

The only email I've ever sent you is from WikiSynergy about the server crash - so good call on not opening this mysterious email. In future I'll leave a message on your talkpage if I send you an email. SJ ^Debaser 11:25, 10 September 2009 (UTC)

Sounds good. I never even had a chance to open it, because all my computer security systems killed it the second I opened my e-mail. Good to know it wasn't anything important in that case.Lord of the Goons 16:19, 10 September 2009 (UTC)

since you're awake....

I am home, fairly drunk and bored as shit. Hence I thought I would find someone awake and malleable (you) to entertaine me. So danCe ruMmy. Fuking do IT!. Ace McWicked^{Model 500} 13:41, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Wow... the great McWicked asks me for to provide entertainment!!! Bad idea... bad idea... SJ ^Debaser 14:21, 11 September 2009 (UTC)

Congrats

It would appear your article about farts has caught on here like a wildfire. Good job.Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 03:54, 15 September 2009 (UTC)

It's only because someone held a lighter to it, out of curiosity. First prize to the first non-photoshopped image of, well, you know. ħuman 04:06, 15 September 2009 (UTC)

I'll never forget how hard I laughed when I first witnessed someone light a fart. You see, I'd always believed it was an urban myth, but no. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 14:05, 15 September 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I'm so HAPPY!!! I couldn't believe we didn't already have an article about it, but I think it was destined that I write it... SJ ^Debaser 19:40, 15 September 2009 (UTC)

You inspiried me to finally create this

My goon squad User:Gooniepunk2005/laboratory/squad

AnarchoGoon ^{Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living} 23:42, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

Not bad, my nonconformist chum, not bad at all... I can be quite the influential little scamp when I want to. SJ ^Debaser 23:45, 17 September 2009 (UTC)

Facebook

I'm Martin Bizarro over there if you want to read my day-to-day blatherings and see what weird friends I've got. Totnesmartin 09:47, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

Are you the only Martin Bizarro on Facebook? How bizarre! (Yes... funny.) SJ ^Debaser 15:56, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

I'm the one with the test card icon. Totnesmartin 21:06, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

Image in sig

File:Superman logo.jpg is probably a copyright violation. Can you mock up your own version, at least? ħuman 20:19, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

I'll delete it, although it should be noted that it's the same piccy I've been using for the superhero userbox Template:User superhero AND for my legendary farty messages. SJ ^Debaser 22:38, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

Yeah... that didn't make it right, of course, but using it in your sig made it a little more obvious. Oh well. Feel up to making your own version? ħuman 22:50, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

What I thought, yeah. I'll delete it for now and maybe get round to making my own version some other time. I'm on a Mac now, and while it's grand in several ways, it lacks the most important programme of "Paint." SJ ^Debaser 22:51, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

GIMP. (Not to be misinterpreted.) Word educated Phantom Hoover! 15:01, 23 September 2009 (UTC)

Oh Noes!!!

User:Gooniepunk2005/laboratory/squad Take that!Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 22:52, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

Argh! Something's happening!!! But I don't know what!!!!!!!!!! SJ ^Debaser 23:10, 22 September 2009 (UTC)

You

You are unique. Unfortunately when you go on the internet you became common. Lunacy 11:05, 24 September 2009 (UTC)

I'm not unique, but thank you all the same I suppose. While you're here visiting me, I'm sorry if you find the site hypocritical, but please don't revert edits by other users on talkpages. Yes, other users here probably have (though I haven't seen any examples personally) but it doesn't make it right all the same. As for my fart attacks, yes they're very juvenile, thank you :) SJ ^Debaser 11:12, 24 September 2009 (UTC)

What I mean to say is that there is something profound and meaningful in every one of us. When we make the choice to echo the lowest of the low we begin to behave like the lowest of the low. That speciality of character becomes lost in a twisted cultural milieu which decides that you must act in a certain way. No-one chooses to make fart jokes, but the pressures of contemporary life sometimes overpowers some people, leaving them with not a shred of personality or even any charm left. That is how I would interpret your fart jokes. Indicative of a certain culture, which predominates on the internet, but is degenerate nonetheless. Lunacy 12:37, 24 September 2009 (UTC)

You could also argue that any joke is reflective of a certain culture. I also find farts pretty funny in the real world, but online I do it as an excuse to talk to other editors. "Degenerate" and "lowest of the low" are matters of opinion - the fact that this opinion is widely spread adds to the hilarity that it human gas. SJ ^Debaser 15:29, 24 September 2009 (UTC)

Well whoopdie-fookin' do, chum. You are SuperJosh on RW!DeltaStar 09:48, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

Well done, you can follow a link. Thanks though. SJ ^Debaser 19:05, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

Ummm what

Sorry why should I fuck off? I have no idea. Ace^McWicked 22:11, 7 October 2009 (UTC)

Sorry man, bad joke. Email received and replied to. SJ ^Debaser 11:01, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

That sucks - I was hoping for some kind of intrigue. Ace^McWicked 18:45, 8 October 2009 (UTC)

TV Party tonight!!!! TV Party tonight!!!

We're gonna have a TV party tonight! Alright! We're gonna have a TV party alright! Tonight! We've got nothing better to do, than to watch TV and have a couple of brews!Punky ^{Your mental puke relief} 16:13, 10 October 2009 (UTC)

I don't know what that is! A song?! I'm back home from university for the weekend seeing me old chums, and I'll probably be enjoying a few brew-skies down the local too... SJ ^Debaser 18:02, 10 October 2009 (UTC)

It's a song by American hardcore pioneers Black Flag. You should check their shit out sometime!Lord Goonie ^{Hooray! I'm helping!} 18:26, 10 October 2009 (UTC)

Ah, I've heard of Black Flag but alas, never listened to them. Indeed there is a lot of shit I need to look at. SJ ^Debaser 18:27, 10 October 2009 (UTC)

I think you'd like their song TV Party. It's got that sort of humor that you and I seem to enjoy.Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 18:29, 10 October 2009 (UTC)

Black Flag was really fuckin cool before they got all slow and heavy-metalley. Decline of Western Civilization is the greatest documentary ever made. ^{Stu the Foo'} 19:27, 10 October 2009 (UTC)

And with Henry Garfield Rollins at the helm! "SIX PACK!" Just saw the Misfits last night, and they played a couple of Black Flag tunes. Aboriginal Noise ^{What the hell is that thing?} 10:54, 19 October 2009 (UTC)

if we're still talking about punk rock... post-punk

...I've bought a ticket to see Public Image Ltd in December. SJ ^Debaser 10:57, 19 October 2009 (UTC)

For your insolence...

User:Gooniepunk2005/laboratory/squad Take this onslaught!AnarchoGoon ^{Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living} 20:25, 18 October 2009 (UTC)

Help! Help! I'm being repressed! SJ ^Debaser 20:27, 18 October 2009 (UTC)

Mwahahahahaha!!! Igor, Vlad, Fritz! Take him down!Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 20:28, 18 October 2009 (UTC)

The Russians working with the Germans?! Jesus, it's the Molotov-Ribbentrop thing all over again!!! SJ ^Debaser 20:29, 18 October 2009 (UTC)

Well, in retrospect, all you'd need is your SuperJosh shoper farts to ward off my goon squad. But I have called them off, for now.Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 02:23, 19 October 2009 (UTC)

Thank you, gracious Gooner... I can breathe freely again... SJ ^Debaser 10:48, 19 October 2009 (UTC)

1984

I think you'll enjoy reading 1984, it's a good book. You'll especially find it either funny or terrifying (maybe both) how much Conservapedia is just like 1984's Oceania.The Goonie 1 ^{What's this button do? Uh oh....} 21:51, 21 October 2009 (UTC)

Questions

Am I right in thinking that:

• You are a UKian
• You are a drunken stoodent
• You like a bit of chilli heat

? Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:47, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

The first two are no secret. As for Chilli Heat, I'm more partial to Tangy Cheese (assuming we're talking about Doritos). Why the unusual questions? SJ ^Debaser 18:41, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

I was wondering if you are a good test subject for my homegrown tomato and naga chilli chutney, but as you are a chilli pussy, I guess not. Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 22:36, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

Could you not get someone from the real world to do it? i.e. someone you already know? SJ ^Debaser 23:15, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

Wait, you aren't real? Holy FUCK. I've been chatting to ALICE implemenations for the last year!! Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 23:16, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

I think I'm real. But - not to get too philosophical - are we all really real?

Yes, is the answer to that question. Anyway, I meant someone from your live action, real world. I don't have time to go running over the country trying to eat chilli sauce when I'm a chilli pussy. SJ ^Debaser 23:21, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

Oh no, I was going to post it to you, as I did with my homebrew to tehace. I did take some chutney into work, but they're kinda food philistines and won't eat anything that isn't served in a takeaway container and so only two people had a taste, one said it was good, one said it was a bit too sweet (which makes sense, tons of sugar), and as tehmizzus and I moved here a couple of years ago and have no social life I don't really have any friends (other than the nice RW'ians, of course). Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 23:26, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

Tis a shame. You'll forgive me for not wanting to give out excess personal info over the internet however, despite the fact I probably already have. Rest assured, however, that if I owned an Xbox you would be welcomely added to the friend list for Call of Duty, or whatever one it is you play. Where were you from originally if you weren't born 'n' raised here? SJ ^Debaser 23:30, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm not a chili pussy Crundy, mail it to me. I'll eat it with some fine nachos and a little sour cream to take off the heat. ħuman 02:19, 25 October 2009 (UTC)

I'm originally from Naaaaarfolk. And as I said to my sister once, "mum, why do I do have to move away from here, I love you too much my good wife". Crundy^{Talk nerdy to me} 20:50, 25 October 2009 (UTC)

RandomSelection

[1] -- Nx / talk 18:59, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

So for a random selection should I use <td></td>? SJ ^Debaser 19:04, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

No, uncached -- Nx / talk 19:05, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

Ahhhh, right. Thanks! SJ ^Debaser 19:09, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

enthralled

lol - enthralled are you? :D thanks for the block - by the way I am a she not a he. :-) Refugee^{talk page} 19:48, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

You're quite welcome. Apologies for the gender confusion, but for obvious reasons I can't tell over the internet. SJ ^Debaser 23:14, 24 October 2009 (UTC)

The other site

Did someone make a mistake cp:User_talk:SuperJosh --Udon 21:45, 25 October 2009 (UTC)

Or someone likes SJ? "Are you the same as SJ? EricaC^{I like protecting you}" Awwwww... ħuman 04:06, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

That's not me... an impostor!! SJ ^Debaser 18:38, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

I have sent you an e-mail

Excuse me sir, but I have sent you an important e-mail. Please open it and enjoy the loads fun in it.Lord Goonie ^{Hooray! I'm helping!} 20:28, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

I've always wondered why people bother to declare that they've sent each other emails unless they want to draw attention to the fact that they're exchanging secret messages and want to intentionally provoke curiosity in observers. ^{d hominem} 20:32, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

I can hazard a guess as to what this particular e-mail was about. ListenerX^TalkerX 20:35, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Boobies. You're right. SJ ^Debaser 20:36, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Go figure. I sent you the kiss of death e-mail, it appears. Sorry.Punky ^{Your mental puke relief} 20:38, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

I welcome RW email. You're actually the first user I can remember emailing me first. Other times people have been replying to me. SJ ^Debaser 20:39, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Just letting you know

Jpatt has informed me that you are a "Troublemaker / Prevaricator: toad". In case you don't know, Prevaricator means "To stray from or evade the truth; equivocate". That will be all. *rides off into the distance ĴαʊΆʃÇä₰ rurgh grah schfraaggh braaargh mrh! 21:03, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Cheers Java, it's been ages since you've visited. However, that sock wasn't mine, although it's let me know that Jpatt knows of my existence, which is a bonus. How'd you like the Schlafly Doo stories Jpatt? I felt the last one was complimentary to you, calling you the least idiotic of the Conservapedia Gang. I have to admit though, recently you've been disappointing that observation (hence the. SJ ^Debaser 21:30, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Its the LAW

legal stuff 86.171.62.230 21:11, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

in that case I apologise. feel free to add it to the articles but include the reference. cheers. SJ ^Debaser 21:13, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

That's not the "law", it's just a silly site, no doubt reciting random laws that seem silly and are probably hugely out-of-date. ħuman 21:20, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

This is also just a silly site reciting random stuff that seems silly and is often hugely-out-of-date. But at least stupid dog laws are funny. 86.171.62.230 21:35, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Human, if you make me look like an idiot one more time I shall fetch the comfy chairs... SJ ^Debaser 21:24, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

There are a dozen and one sites mentioning it as part of "oh look at how silly these laws are" but non actually mention the section of the law or give a reference. And searching http://info.sen.ca.gov/ finds nothing but laws on neutering. ^{d hominem} 21:42, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Specifically: http://info.sen.ca.gov/pub/09-10/bill/sen/sb_0201-0250/sb_250_cfa_20090629_094600_asm_comm.html which is possibly where the urban legend developed from, as it states that the owners must have a license to have an non-neutered dog or cat. ^{d hominem} 21:43, 27 October 2009 (UTC)