User talk:Ace McWicked

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Hello!

Hello and thanks for the welcome! How come I became Sysop so quickly and painlessly? :P Anyway, I'll write something in my profile ASAP :) --Maquissar (talk) 22:02, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Ahhh because you are a good chap who does stuff. Aceⁱ⁹ 22:11, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Hi buddy

Hi buddy. I'm around. 22:17, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Unfortunately I have quite a lot on at the moment. Job hunting....Aceⁱ⁹ 22:32, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

One of Us! One of Us!

It is alright to admit you can't do it on your own. You can come home and we won't think any less of you for it. All you have to do is say sorry and we will let you in. Imagine it, Ace McWicked Senator for New Zealand. - π 21:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

'Kinell! I didn't know it had even been mooted. Don't do it NZ. You're a beautiful country & don't need it. 21:34, 14 March 2010 (UTC) ^Contribs_Talk

You'll get lower taxes. - π 21:47, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Sure we'll get lower taxes but the NZ collective IQ will also get dramatically lowered and we'll also have to face the collective scorn towards Australians by the rest of the world. Aceⁱ⁹ 22:45, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

It would be much fairer, that way fellow New Zealand's can contribute to the dole payments of Kiwi's living on the beaches in Sydney. - π 00:30, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

So wait, a pretend continent takes over a few barely-mapped islands a thousand miles away and is going to ship cash to them? Somehow I doubt it. Face it, all they want is flightless bird eggs with no tariffs. ħuman 01:05, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

If NZ becomes a state of Australia, then yes. - π 03:25, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Cheap eggs, yes! Virtually content-free article, not so much. Free the whales! ħuman 03:30, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

I keep up with US politics, so you can learn a bit about Australian. The Australian Federal Government collects revenue through its Goods and Services Tax (GST). This money is not spent by the federal government, it is given to the states based on a little understood sharing program. The sharing is not dollar for dollar because nobody tracks back where it all came from. So it is proportioned out based on population and the always mysterious Commonwealth Grants Commission, which is suppose to be one infrastructure needs. (Each according to their abilities, each according to their needs). The scheme overall ends up shifting tax money from the larger economies to subsidies the smaller economies. NSW and Qld actually both are paying in more GST than they are receiving back, but a lot of that comes from tourism the other states don't (and can't) get any way (there is only one barrier reef and one harbour). If NZ was to join Australia it would be the fourth largest state in terms of its of GDP and so along with it greater infrastructure needs (it is another island a long way away) it would probably become a GST revenue sink like Tasmania. The main advantage Australia would gain is we would have a better rugby team. - π 03:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the informative - and amusing! post. Glad to see we are all still maintaining a sense of humor over this atrocious imperial grab for cheap sheep. ħuman 06:08, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Fuck all you shifty eyed worthless Aussies. You people are a dying beed, soon to wind up as washed up petrol sniffers and cheap hacks bent on scrubbing Nicole Kidmans shiny clit so you earn a dime for some cheap Rye. Aceⁱ⁹ 06:20, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Good morning/Afternoon/Eveing Ace, and Welcome to the Controversy! Would you rather fuck a sheep or an imported kangaroo? Would you rather be a hammer or a knail? Would you rather be shot or a shotglass? ħuman 06:47, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Hi Ace!

How are things at the new place? Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 07:55, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

newer. Aceⁱ⁹ 08:02, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

Junting

What I call "job hunting." Sorry to hear that mate. Good luck. SJ ^Debaser 00:27, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

kablooey! :p

Well, that's one way to get my attention! lol :p I wrote something and hit 'save page' and my screen went kablooooey! with a bright flash, and then said 'internet explorer cannot display this page' :( I thought my PC crashed, but no, it was just my sweetie Ace saying hi with a 31 second block of love... :D love you too! Refugee^{talk page} 20:24, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

In 10 hours I jump on a plane.......this time tomorrow I'll be floating in the cyrstal clear waters of the equatorial pacific, drinking cocktails and watching the palms sway in the warm breeze....! Whoooot! xx Aceⁱ⁹ 20:26, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Hopefully not in a U.S. possession, Ace. Tahiti is ever so much more fun...more farm animals. --TK_/MyTalk^{RW User #45} 20:53, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

I would like to go to Tahiti, I have Tahitian blood in me. Never mind the farm animals, why don't you tell me more about your captivity fetish. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:58, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Extremely important Email sent.

Check your inbox. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ sysop and 'crat! (does it matter?) 21:08, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Please resend....I have switched from home email to work so resend. I'll respond through RW email this user. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:10, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Resent. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ In Soviet Russia, the educated mouse sells YOU! 21:23, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Thanks and yes we should however I am flying overseas this afternoon so will have to be sometime in April. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:28, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Fair enough. I look forward to then. Have a safe trip. ĴάΛäšςǍ₰ What the hELL is that P at the end of my sig?! 21:34, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Have fun

Have fun, enjoy the Kava ;D. C6541 (talk) 03:30, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

I can't find my beach pistol. Aceⁱ⁹ 03:33, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Beach pistol? I have a beach lazar, and it's a chargin. C6541 (talk) 03:40, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Have a great trip! ħuman 04:14, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Whatever. Let us know when you get out of the pokey. Hoser. 15:47, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

What Nutty said, but in British English. "Enjoy your holiday, old boy, make sure you check in with us once you arrive back from your relaxing endeavours!" SJ ^Debaser 15:54, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

We're talking to ourselves. There's no internet access in the short term lockup. 16:07, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

Shame. How are you then, Nutty? SJ ^Debaser 17:24, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

You better knock this shit off right now

File:Beachtits.jpg

Hey buddy. 00:57, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

Ace is back!!!

Ace is back!!! Fuck you, Ace. Right in the ass. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 00:42, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

welcome back, Mr. McWicked. Damn yer eyes sir! ^{Ask me about your mother} 00:58, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

How's your turd cutter, buddy? 01:12, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Do you have a picture of her bum? ħuman 01:17, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Don't ask silly questions. 01:18, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

"That is not an answer!" ħuman 04:30, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Ahhhh yes, good to be home. Well tanned and quite keen to take PJR on again over his complete lack of knowledge in cosmology. Watch this (errrr, his) space......Aceⁱ⁹ 02:31, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Hello

How was the trip? AnarchoGoon ^{Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living} 07:07, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

I killed like a champ and drank like a....person...who drinks lots...? Aceⁱ⁹ 09:00, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Sounds like good times. Glad you seemed to have had fun. Cheers! The Spikey Punk ^{I'm punking my punk!} 09:03, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Was really grand. Swam under the night sky in 30c temps under the brilliant galaxy, ate coconut, drank local beers all day, tanned myself, hunted deadly poisonous sea-creatures, sweated like a fat man under heat lamps and fucked away like a sea otter. Aceⁱ⁹ 09:07, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

P.S. Good to see you again my friend. Aceⁱ⁹ 09:08, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Has it been a week already? Christ, that went fast. You and your talk of fucking and swimming has got me on the phone to my friends trying to organise a holiday in the Med. SJ ^Debaser 23:32, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

10 days I was away for. Aceⁱ⁹ 23:40, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Thinking of you :-)

Hello my lovelovelove, I was thinking of you today, and when I do, this always comes to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-bQYbxRNsk hehe. :p Refugee^{talk page} 19:54, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Fuck, I bought a gallon of red paint at that dump and fixed up my truck, and two years later, not even, it's faded and moldy and peeling. Wtf? ħuman 05:06, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

I am well known for my low low prices. Aceⁱ⁹ 19:58, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

You're just like...you're just like...a minimall! --Kels (talk) 20:08, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

I always wondered what happened to the Sugar Hill Gang. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:11, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

OK, that was a really bad commerical. :D Refugee^{talk page} 20:34, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, but check out the remix! --Kels (talk) 20:44, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Can't seem to view that one: "Error 403 - Access is Forbidden. We are sorry but access to this resource is currently forbidden". :-( Refugee^{talk page} 21:18, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Huh. Well, if you're willing to brave rather dangerous waters, there's always this link. It's not marked mature or adult, so I don't see why you'd need to be a member to get in. --Kels (talk) 21:21, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

hmmm. I don't know, but this isn't my computer so maybe it's got a childsafe filter or something. Ace, I'll be leaving your page now. I'm off to indulge in a chocolate easter bunny and some marshmallow peeps - email me quick and stop me! :p Refugee^{talk page} 21:24, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

hi

trying to remove disorder reference, phone screws edits up Tweety (talk) 21:06, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

If you mean increased tendency to metal disorders as homosexuality itself may constitute a form of developmental disorder. this edit I don't see it as too problematic. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:09, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

It is homophobic and against scientific consensus Tweety (talk) 21:11, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

I don't know about it being scientific or not but its certainly not homophobic. Perhaps discuss on the talkpage? Aceⁱ⁹ 21:12, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Homosexuality is no longer consider a disorder. Additionally, it is the kind of bull spouted by homophobes, so should be kept off a rational site. Tweety (talk) 21:16, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Mentioning what has/is said about homosexuals does not always hompophobic. For example they idea of homosexual sex makes me cringe but saying that does not mean I am a homophobe. I'll see what I can do about that edit. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:19, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

I think I cleaned up the mishmash that was there enough so that it isn't homophobic. Take a look. Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 21:22, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I saw that. You satisfied the gay man before I could. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:23, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Thanks to both of you, it is fine now. And don't worry ace, theres plenty of time to satisfy me Tweety (talk) 21:25, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

No probs. Aceⁱ⁹ 21:30, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Renaming

Could you see tothis. - π 02:04, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. - π 02:14, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

No worries. Aceⁱ⁹ 02:16, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

blogpost for Philip to ignore

Yeah, I know, I'm about done too. But this is good to talk about. Šţěŗĭļė vortex 11:01, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

He can ignore this too - Aceⁱ⁹ 20:49, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

thanks

Thanks acey <3 teh rational ghey (talk) 01:16, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

Dont call me acey. Aceⁱ⁹ 02:32, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

Hi Ace!

How's tricks? Lord of the Goons ^{The official spikey-haired skeptical punk} 03:27, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

Trucking along nicely thanks. Aceⁱ⁹ 03:31, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh hi. 11:47, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations buddy!

We'll drink Mai Tais out of naked lady glasses on the beach when you get your next vacation. What the fuck happened to Partytime.png and Partytime.jpg?! 20:24, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

What?! Where the fuck are my partytime pics! Aceⁱ⁹ 20:26, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

party time!

Help:Images#Image filtering -- Nx / talk 20:28, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Nx. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:29, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

As much as I hate what you did, it's the right thing to do. I hate not seeing disgusting pictures on Ace's page tho. I really do. 21:26, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

There's an option to display them when you're logged in. -- Nx / talk 21:28, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

thanks

thanx 4 the welcome. <3 Meaghan!!!!!!!!!!!! (talk) 20:21, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

My pleasure. I am running an extremely high fever with severe aches and pains. I need some morphine and poached eggs. Will you help? Aceⁱ⁹ 20:23, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Slide a piece a the porter, drink si' run the java. Always helps me out. SJ ^Debaser 20:27, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

lol, how do you upload a picture? eggs and Advil.

Advil? Thast's cute. My man ace is impervious to paltry children's concoctions like Advil. A man of his constitution requires Strong Medication such as horse tranquilizers or extract of human pineal gland. P-Foster (talk) 20:38, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

P-Foster is right. I need something strong. Aceⁱ⁹ 20:41, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Then there's always Vicodin or even cocaine. Meaghan!!!!!!!!!!!! (talk) 20:45, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

If all else fails, there's KCl Meaghan!!!!!!!!!!!! (talk) 20:49, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

Your mouth...

...how is it? P-Foster (talk) 00:55, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Hurts like a mutha fucker and on top of it I have the flu. Grrrr. Aceⁱ⁹ 00:56, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

There's a reason for those instructions

File:How to add wigos.png -- Nx / talk 07:54, 15 April 2010 (UTC)